ESTROGEN LEAKS (sm)
"Losing My Marbles" Is Becoming An Increasingly Interesting New Sport.
I've Even Given It A Name. I Tell People I Have "Estrogen Leaks (sm)".
Thus The Name Of This Feature "ESTROGEN LEAKS"
I've Even Given It A Name. I Tell People I Have "Estrogen Leaks (sm)".
Thus The Name Of This Feature "ESTROGEN LEAKS"
Blame it on hormones, blame it on the mental hard drive being full, whatever....
but never say some of the stuff that's now happening to us isn't hilarious!
That is, as long as a Babe doesn't end up harming herself, which unfortunately
happens on occasion.
I thought it would be really funny to collect all the stupid hormonally insane stories here,
and then go maybe make us a book deal.
PUHHHLease don't keep yours to yourself. Just share a couple of lines.
We need to know we're not alone here! I even went first to show you you the way!
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Permalink Reply by Debbie Nigro on -
Ok Just to be sure you get where I'm going with this - let me start this off. As if it wasn't bad enough that I somehow forgot to shave a whole leg in the shower- talk about drifting and forgetting an entire giant appendage, Iet me tell you about my ride to the gym. My workout buddy Vi picks me up in her jeep about 7:30am. We're both still groggy and sleepy ugly. I dig in my purse to find 2 singles to hand her for the 70mph 5 minute ride through the toll, and then grab what I think is my breath spray. As we're approaching the toll I spray 2 giant pumps of Chanel perfume in my mouth and start gagging and spitting and freaking out. I alternated having my head out the window like a foaming labrador retriever, and spitting into her half empty coffee cup which she was screaming was grossing her out. I had never heard of anyone dying from toxic perfume poisoning but was confident this would be the first time. Vi's uncontrollable hysterical laughter made it hard for her to steer. We made it to the body conditioning class where I thought, good, I'm still alive. As my heart rate went up, so did the lovely smell in the room. How convenient.
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Permalink Reply by Jamie on
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LMFAO!! I need to remember to read these blogs after going to the bathroom or prior to a few pots of coffee..
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Permalink Reply by Lynda Hughes on -
Well, this is a short one but, it happens, oh, I don't know - ALL THE TIME. I'll say to my husband, "Hon, you know what?" and he'll say "What?" and in my teeny,weeny, ever-shrinking brain I am screaming "WTF was I gonna say????" So I'll make up anything, ANYTHING, to cover my tracks. But he's on to me now - he KNOWS I had NO IDEA what I was gonna say. So he'll start helping me, trying to talk me through it, like "we were talking about having vegetables with dinner and you started to say..." NOTHNI"! I GOT NOTHIN"!!!! His usual response is ' You're scarin'me, honey, you're REALLY scarin' me now." But I know I am in VERY good company, because now I know I'm stillababe! Right? I am, right? :)
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Permalink Reply by Debbie Nigro on
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Absolutely crackied me up!!!!! I can't stop laughing
Lynda Hughes said:Well, this is a short one but, it happens, oh, I don't know - ALL THE TIME. I'll say to my husband, "Hon, you know what?" and he'll say "What?" and in my teeny,weeny, ever-shrinking brain I am screaming "WTF was I gonna say????" So I'll make up anything, ANYTHING, to cover my tracks. But he's on to me now - he KNOWS I had NO IDEA what I was gonna say. So he'll start helping me, trying to talk me through it, like "we were talking about having vegetables with dinner and you started to say..." NOTHNI"! I GOT NOTHIN"!!!! His usual response is ' You're scarin'me, honey, you're REALLY scarin' me now." But I know I am in VERY good company, because now I know I'm stillababe! Right? I am, right? :)
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Permalink Reply by karen wick on -
I can't tell you how often I forget to shave a leg..............until now,.. I was really afraid ..now I know I'm in good company. Thanks
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Permalink Reply by Lynn S. McGuinn on -
Only you dear friend - ran to the tinkle room on this one! The only idea making this story better would be you shaving off your shin skin on your one shaved leg! Oh the joys of being a babe!
Debbie Nigro said:Ok Just to be sure you get where I'm going with this - let me start this off. As if it wasn't bad enough that I somehow forgot to shave a whole leg in the shower- talk about drifting and forgetting an entire giant appendage, Iet me tell you about my ride to the gym. My workout buddy Vi picks me up in her jeep about 7:30am. We're both still groggy and sleepy ugly. I dig in my purse to find 2 singles to hand her for the 70mph 5 minute ride through the toll, and then grab what I think is my breath spray. As we're approaching the toll I spray 2 giant pumps of Chanel perfume in my mouth and start gagging and spitting and freaking out. I alternated having my head out the window like a foaming labrador retriever, and spitting into her half empty coffee cup which she was screaming was grossing her out. I had never heard of anyone dying from toxic perfume poisoning but was confident this would be the first time. Vi's uncontrollable hysterical laughter made it hard for her to steer. We made it to the body conditioning class where I thought, good, I'm still alive. As my heart rate went up, so did the lovely smell in the room. How convenient.
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Permalink Reply by Susan Riley on -
I constantly forget to pack stuff in my gym bag. Often I go to work out, shower, and start to get dressed only to realize I've forgotten a bra, or shoes, or something else rather essential. The worst was when I brought 2 left shoes, one black & one brown, and they even had different heel heights! What was I thinking when I packed that?
I've come to realize I can't do anything significant late in the evening. It just doesn't work. When I try to pack up the evening before going to the gym, I need to do it early in the evening or else I know there will be some horrible wardrobe malfunction. And I live too far away to just zip back home. I also don't want to have to be trying to purchase something at the last minute in Target's; what a waste of money!
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ITS OFFICIAL !!!!!!!!
I can officially blame my attitude, mood swings and forgetfulness not only on PMS but I can now say.. I am peri- menopausal.. Cause my doctor told me i am!!!! ok so she said sounds like you are... thats close enough for me..
However, I never know when the curse is gonna pop in, or when to start taking ibuprofen... since I try to start a few days before... talk about mad munchies... #$!@$#@%$ ... I try to avoid shopping, because it wanna munch all the time. and it seems I am always in a MOOD!
Well take me as I am!
(((muah))) Ladies
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