Dear Lindsey Lohan,
While I was fooling around on the internet, procrastinating about work, I stumbled across a little piece of information that you're about to pose for Playboy.
Now, Lindsey, I haven't kept up with your most recent antics. I don't know why you were just once again in court. Isn't that bad business about the necklace done and over with, or have you, once again, been driving under the influence? In any case, all I know is that you seem to have some problem…Continue
Y a know, life is tough so how much bad news can I take? The latest science scoop that caught my eye was about kissing, my favorite indoor sport. The news was that kissing can cause cavities. What the hell, I thought.
According to recent research, dental decay can…Continue
Here's a true story. About a week ago during a rare afternoon of pre-spring sun (and ladies, if you live in the Northeast, winter ain't over until April 15 which is the day you can safely pack away your…Continue
While flipping through the biz section of the New York Times, I stumbled on a story that immediately caught my eye. It was all about how Mattel, the giant toy manufacturer and maker of Barbie, is introducing a new, contemporary Ken, Ken being Barbie's longtime boyfriend. Ken has been around for…Continue
So I'm at my doggies' doctor, my neighborhood veterinarian. She's young, she's cute, she's got a young, cute staff. There we all are, packed into a tiny examining room, me, the vet, her assistant, and my two Lhasa Apsos, Basil and Gigi. Gigi is squirming and trembling because the doc is trying to take her…Continue
A couple of weeks ago I broke down and bought a thong. Yes, a thong, a tiny triangle of satiny fabric held on to the pubic region by way of a T-shaped system of tiny straps. It had been so long since I'd worn a thong, I had to really study it to figure out how to put it on. This piece of lingerie…Continue
Last Saturday I had such cabin fever from being so house and snow-bound that I insisted to my husband, Mr. Sax, aka The Grillmaster, that we had to have a day trip. Since we only live 40 miles north of New York City, that was the obvious choice. Although I no longer yearn to live in the city after…Continue
On Valentine's Day Evening I had the opportunity to do a little show, a sexy show that is, at a local restaurant. At the Italian bistro Via Vanti, located in beautiful downtown Mount Kisco, New York, Carla Gambescia, the proprietor, (and a fellow babe member ) invited me to talk to diners…Continue
I have a little beef and it is semantic. First I will say that if my husband heard me saying, "I have a little beef," he'd be upset, so let me put it on the record that his beef is not little. It's quite large and springy in fact, and that's even on high blood pressure medication. No, my…Continue
The deal with the pants is they are meant to honor, even celebrate, feminine curves. By…Continue