May 2011 Blog Posts (23)

I have always wanted to go to Newport, RI. and now I can happily say I've been there! Yippee. Loved It!

Here's me and my high school buddy Nancy, 4000 years after graduation sitting on the steps of her happy vacation home in Newport, RI. Thank goodness she invited me or it…

I Feel Too Fat For Sex. Now There's A Thought No Babe Here Has Had.

Ahh - So many blissful nights lost as a result of stupidity.

Enough, you'll be dead soon.

Have as many sexy nights as you can from now until then and - 

Dress…

Kate From Atlanta, Ga. Gets To Wear The Still A Babe (SM) 'Babe Of The Week' Crown This Week For Her Agelss Attitude Line:  "It's Just A Numba!"

Kate you sonofagun! It's Just a Numba so let's…

FOR FOUR HOURS STRAIGHT YESTERDAY I HAD UNUSUALLY PAINFUL SUSTAINED SQUEEZING PAINS IN MY CHEST ACCOMPANIED BY INDIGESTION. 6 TUMS LATER THEY WEREN'T GOING AWAY. AT 10PM I DROVE MYSELF BEGRUDGINGLY TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM INSTEAD OF STAYING HOME TO COLOR MY…

Sconce*  a type of light fixture affixed to a wall in such a way that it uses only the wall for support, and the light is usually directed upwards. It does not have a base on the ground. ....

Scone * a small, rich, biscuit like pastry…

TRACY FROM KANSAS CITY, MO. STEALS THE STILL A BABE (TM) BABE OF THE WEEK CROWN THIS WEEK FOR HER AGELESS ATTITUDE LINE: "DON'T BRING A CLOUD TO RAIN ON 'MY' PARADE"!

Tracy is an…

What if I told you it’s possible to get a facial and a buzz-on for only 22 bucks in Manhattan?

No, this isn’t a wonky Groupon special.

The self-proclaimed “exclusive” club Provocateur in New York’s Meatpacking district has teamed up with skincare company Borba to…

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each…

IS FEAR OF NOT HAVING ENOUGH MONEY AS YOU AGE THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT KEEPS YOU UP AT NIGHT? IF SO, YOU ARE NOT ALONE.  

- You are not alone if money worries are beating the tar out of your good looks.…

From Aol.com here are the results of a new survey from the British company called Diet Chef on how old is too old to wear certain clothing???

A survey of 2000 women said:

You are maxed out on minis at 35

The bikini blues starts at 47

Say sayonara to stilettos at 51

The company added there are no real rules that say you cant wear these things after a certain age but the message Is "Take a…

HAROLD GEBHART JUST LAUNCHED HIS NEW STAY DRY SLEEPWEAR LINE WITH COOL BALANCE (TM) A WICKING FABRIC FOR WICKED HOT BABES

Harold Gebhart must have slept next to at least one 'hot' babe to have found inspiration for his sleepwear line called StayDryWomenSleepwear.com. How else could he…

AT 1AM THIS MORNING I WAS FLIPPING CHANNELS AND STOPPED ON HOME SHOPPING NETWORK WHERE DESIGNER BABE DIANE GILMAN WAS TOUTING HER LATEST STRETCH DENIM BOOTLEG JEGGINGS FOR $25. LOVE THEM. THOUGHT YOU MIGHT TOO. SHE CREATED THEM WITH BABES IN MIND. ON SALE TODAY ONLY! CLICK RED…

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand

As Ben Franklin said:In wine there is wisdom,In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated…

Dot From Williamsburg, Va. Gets To Wear The 'Still A Babe' (SM) Crown This Week For Sharing The Ageless Attitude Line: "Don't Take Your Toys Inside Just Because It's Raining" -…

DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN CURSING ON 'CELEBRITY APPRENTICE' AND THE NETWORK HAS BEEN BLEEPING OUT HIS EXPLETIVES.  EXCUSE ME FOR BEING A CURSING PRUDE BUT, I DON'T THINK THAT'S @#$% APPROPRIATE IN PRIME TIME. HOWEVER...

Donald Trump is smart for sure and I am…

Hallux Valgus is the official name for a Bunion! Who Knew?

All I know is while out shopping for shoes to fit around my hallux valgus I never looked up long enough to realize Foot Health Awareness Month (April) blew right past me.

Thankfully the…