June 2010 Blog Posts (33)

TERESA CLEVELAND IS THE BABE OF THE WEEK!

TERESA CLEVELAND From Gainesville, Texas wins the crown this week for her Ageless Attitude Line...

"I'm Older And I've Got More Insurance."

Yeah Baby, that's tellin em!

Teresa exudes serious attitude now that she's lost 90 pounds! That's right 'nine… Continue

Added by Babe Of The Week! on June 30, 2010 at 12:05pm — 1 Comment

JULY IS NATIONAL BIKINI MONTH - BIG PROBLEM

The bikini people will be celebrating all summer long. They really shove those belly buttons in your face in July by making it officially 'National Bikini Month'. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, all the babes old bikinis sit sadly in some pile waiting to party.

A beach day arrives and you, because you are Still a Babe, pull out the pile of bathing suits from the past. You try one on, walk in front of a mirror, yell some words of disgust,… Continue

Added by CELEBRATING IMPERFECTIONS (sm) on June 30, 2010 at 11:00am — 2 Comments

Mo's Joke of the Week - The Difference Between Men and Women...

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells PIG. The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, B****.

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and dies.

If only men would listen.

Added by Maureen Pregon on June 29, 2010 at 11:30pm — No Comments

SHORT SKIRTS = BETTER TIMES AHEAD (SORRY I CAN'T HELP OUT)

Wear A Short Skirt And Do Your Part To Help Your Country Prosper!

"Short skirts can be a predictor of a nation's economic and political prosperity.", says John L. Casti

in his new book, "Mood Matters: From Rising Skirt Lengths To The Collapse Of World Powers".

Note: He says nothing about 'the collapse of veins' that could be affecting overall… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on June 29, 2010 at 5:27pm — 2 Comments

LACK OF SEX COULD KILL YOU! OH GREAT

It's Not Just You, Or Me, Apparently The Whole Country Isn't Having Enough Sex And That Could Make

All Of Us Deader Sooner.

According to the Infamous (and adorable) TV Doctor Mahmet Oz, the number one health problem here in the U.S. is lack of sex.

Here in the land of the free, no one seems to be free enough to… Continue

Added by STAYING ALIVE on June 29, 2010 at 3:31pm — 3 Comments

YOUR ASTRO COCKTAIL- WEEK OF JUNE 29, 2010

We may still be feeling the aftershocks of last week's Lunar eclipse as we head into the big Fourth of July weekend. Don't let any lingering tensions from last week spill into this week because the Moon opposing Mars on Thursday and squaring off with the Sun on Sunday may spark a few fireworks within your personal arena. Picky pushy types may get their nose out of joint when their intended targets take their own personal stand for independence. Break ups may not turn… Continue

Added by Lisa Barretta on June 29, 2010 at 12:00am — No Comments

Worse dating experience??

Before meeting and marrying my sweetie I had my share of strange/weird/eerie dates. Anyone care to share some for laughs?

Added by Doreen on June 27, 2010 at 2:36pm — No Comments

IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT SEX!

This is supposed to be the sex page, but there are times when you're not feeling terribly sexy. There's a lot of pressure on us Advanced Babes (and I much prefer the term 'advanced' over some other less appealing adjectives) to look, act, feel as though we're always in the mood for love, when the truth is, sometimes we'd rather be gardening!

A friend showed me a book the other day of British aphorisms. Laced throughout the book were many British catch phrases and slogans insinuating… Continue

Added by Eve Marx on June 25, 2010 at 12:30am — 3 Comments

I'M OVA IT!

These days the only eggs I have are the ones in the refrigerator. At this time in my life that is the only place I need them. Although summoned to the occasional hot flash, I can always open up the refrigerator and stick my head in it. The down side is refrigerator surfing and I can never close the door without something finding its way into my mouth. The bright side is eying the eggs in the container and knowing if I drop one it is on my own accord and not subjected to a monthly… Continue

Added by Amy Casale on June 24, 2010 at 1:00am — 3 Comments

Mo's Joke of the Week - Lady's Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now…

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Added by Maureen Pregon on June 23, 2010 at 11:00am — No Comments

"HOT IN CLEVELAND"-OUR KINDA BABES 'LAND' ON TV LAND

"HOT IN CLEVELAND" IS "HOT"! CONGRATULATIONS TV LAND!

WE CAN RELATE!

We babes love places where men still think we're hot even if we don't really care what anybody thinks about us at all

these days.

We especially love laughing about those places and scenarios with our best girlfriends who are more important in our lives than ever as time marches on. (OK - Stomps On)… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on June 22, 2010 at 1:30pm — 3 Comments

MONIQUE NICOLE WEST IS THE "BABE OF THE WEEK"!!!

'West' From The South Takes Away This Week's Babe Crown!

Monique Nicole West from Ashburn,Virginia

Winning Ageless Attitude Line?

" I Just Keep Getting Better!"

Yes you do… Continue

Added by Babe Of The Week! on June 22, 2010 at 12:00pm — 1 Comment

It's National Nut Day! Will You Blend In?

NUTTIN NEW about NUTS BEING GOOD FOR YOU AND AT LAST CHECK... Nuts Help Lower Cholesterol and the Benefits Last.

That's the word from researchers at Loma Linda University School of Public Health in California, who have concluded that eating nuts reduces the so-called "bad" LDL cholesterol and improves the blood lipids profile.

Also ...Studies from Harvard have consistently shown…

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Added by STAYING ALIVE on June 22, 2010 at 11:30am — No Comments

YOUR ASTRO COCKTAIL- WEEK OF JUNE 22, 2010

What a week it is! First off, we start out celebrating the Summer Solstice on June 21St which is the longest day of the year. The big event coming up this week is a Full Moon Lunar eclipse on June 26Th, having the most effect on those who are born within the first 10 degrees of the signs Aries, Cancer, Libra and Capricorn. This eclipse is the trigger for a build up of tension… Continue

Added by Lisa Barretta on June 22, 2010 at 12:00am — No Comments

"BOTOX PARTY" RULES FROM A BOTOX PARTY POOPER

Am I the ONLY one who has still not tried Botox?

Twice in a week I got emails from babe pals inviting me to their "Botox Parties", forcing me to stop in the middle of my day and imagine gaggles of brave babes gathering with cocktails to get their foreheads stabbed with botulism.

I am a Botox Party Pooper. I swear I don't want to be. I think it would be really fun to wear my hair back in a tight pony tail completely off my… Continue

Added by SHHHHH - WE'RE GETTING WORK DONE on June 21, 2010 at 8:43am — 1 Comment

DATING DO'S & DON'T'S

Maybe it's been awhile since you last went out on a date. Who can blame you for being a bit rusty? Here's some hints to make the event better and hopefully insure you'll have a good time!

1. Guys love legs, so wear a skirt (unless you're doing something outdoorsy, like hiking or horseback riding!).

2. Even though most first dates are in restaurants, don't wear jeans (unless it's a barbecue joint).

3. Do wear lipstick, but not red or anything super shiny.

4. Don't pile on… Continue

Added by Eve Marx on June 18, 2010 at 12:30am — No Comments

EASY PEASY

Sometimes you just need a quick no brainer appetizer to impress the unexpected drop in for a drink. Whether it’s an old friend, a neighbor or some straphanger… you should always have something that you could serve with the proverbial cocktail. I had just returned from my favorite little farm the other day and luckily I had purchased a bag of the most delicious sugar snap peas. As I was preparing dinner and fixing to make a salad with blue cheese dressing topped with bacon, I spotted… Continue

Added by Amy Casale on June 17, 2010 at 1:00am — 3 Comments

Birthing a Rainbow or How to Smile Through Life's Labor Pains

Sometimes I think they should make special clothes to accommodate the evolutional changes in one’s own life. Probably it’s a safe assumption that elastic should be worn at every opportunity so the breathing process of sucking in, holding, panting and eventually exhaling would be more comfortable. I’ve held my breath more than not during this personal growth process despite…

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Added by Barbara Sommers on June 16, 2010 at 5:12pm — 1 Comment

BOUGHT A BOTTLE OF THE 'SKINNYGIRL MARGARITA' - COULDN'T I HAVE INVENTED THIS?

My own life has enough drama going on to blow all the TV 'Housewives' off the planet, so given a free moment I'd rather 'tune in' to an occasional cocktail than somebody's else's insanity.

However, I gotta give credit where credit is due and I think Bethenny Frankel of "The Real Housewives of New York City" and now her own spin off "Bethenny's Getting Married "on Bravo, was just brilliant to market her ready to go 'Skinnygirl… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on June 16, 2010 at 1:30pm — No Comments

Mo's Joke of the Week "One More Time"

A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see him and they can ride their bikes there.

10 years later, the group of 25 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner.…

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Added by Maureen Pregon on June 15, 2010 at 11:30pm — 2 Comments