July 2011 Blog Posts (24)

The spring I turned ten I started collecting stuff. Some stuff was given to me. Some stuff I thought was cool and other stuff I thought I might use someday.  For instance, I had what was once the wooden handle of a hammer. The broken end could be sharped to a point and used to kill vampires in…

SHOWERING GIVES A BABE TIME TO THINK EVEN IF IT'S MOSTLY ABOUT HOW SHE NO LONGER CAN READ THE WORDS ON THE PRODUCTS IN THE SHOWER WITH HER.

Just because a babe can finally think in the shower doesn't mean she can actually remember what the heck she was thinking about the minute she steps…

I WENT TO A NEW LEVEL OF BABE BIMBO THIS WEEK.

First I lost a brand new purple dress I just bought in my own closet. Went to get dressed for work, and spent an hour flipping through each and every piece of my clothing over and over and over. No dress.…

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left…

Brigitte Weil From New Hope, PA  Is The Babe Of The Week For Her Ageless Attitude Line: "Everyday A New Opportunity To Do It Better! "

Brigitte, If That's Not The…

THAT WAS SOME ALL DAY LONG VIRTUAL BIRTHDAY PARTY I HAD ON FACEBOOK YESTERDAY. WOW! AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO GET DRESSED FOR IT. AT SOME POINTS I WASN'T.

I had another babe birthday yesterday! Yay! This year's number is so ridiculous I can't even pronounce it. The number has…

Sometimes, I find myself a loss for words.  I know, I know it's hard to believe.  Always being the talkative one in my family and always the student who continually talked in school and was berated by the Sisters for not paying attention.  Somehow I think those reprimands did something to my mind.  I find myself paying attention to EVERYTHING now, even the most curious things.

Like...Why it is that as we age, we women, end up in our late 50's and 60's with a tummy on us…

WHERE O WHERE HAS YOUR LIBIDO GONE?

NOT IN THE 'MOOD" AGAIN? NOT IN THE MOOD EVER?

Obviously you know you don't own the market on this thrilling life-stage issue. What's babe to do about this?

Yoga and Acupuncture have been mentioned in the…

lure * anything that attracts, entices, or allures.…

I HAVE INSIDE INFORMATION THAT NEWS IS ABOUT TO  BREAK ON A NEW CAR TREND.

BOOMER BABES ARE GOING BOY CAR CRAZY!

MORE AND MORE WOMEN OVER 40 ARE CHOOSING HOT CARS TYPICALLY DRIVEN BY MEN. CARS LIKE THE FORD MUSTANG, THE CHEVY CORVETTE, THE MERCEDES S CLASS,…

Surveys show that about 70% of women are unhappy with their breasts! And with age, it's the increased sagging that makes babes unhappy. Gravity is in fact to blame!

Gravity stretches out breast tissue over time and by the time you catch on they're somewhere down around your…

Jane Duncan-Ginsberg From Chicago, Illinois Is The Babe Of the Week For Sharing The Ageless Attitude Line: "The Most Courageous Act Is Still To Think For Yourself, Aloud". Coco…

IT'S A RARE BABE WHO DOESN'T CRACK FOR A SNACK SOMEWHERE THROUGHOUT HER DAY. SOMETIMES IT'S JUST A SMALL CRACK IN JUDGEMENT BUT OFTEN IT'S A TOTAL SNACK CRACKUP THAT CAN LEAVE A BABE FEELING BAD ABOUT HERSELF.  DON'T YA HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS?



We all agree we babes need to be…

IT'S A RARE BABE WHO DOESN'T CRACK FOR A SNACK SOMEWHERE THROUGHOUT HER DAY. SOMETIMES IT'S JUST A SMALL CRACK IN JUDGEMENT BUT OFTEN IT'S A TOTAL SNACK CRACKUP THAT CAN LEAVE A BABE FEELING BAD ABOUT HERSELF.  DON'T YA HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS?

We all…

MY BABE PAL JOANN HERE IN NY WAS PROUDLY SHOWING ME HER GARDEN THE OTHER DAY WHEN SHE SPOTTED A GIANT WEED IN BETWEEN HER TOMATOES AND ZUCCHINI. "WOW" I SAID, "THAT'S A BIG WEED".  

YESTERDAY I OPENED THE NEWSPAPER ON THE TRAIN AND GASPED…