September 2011 Blog Posts (27)

REFRESHING NEWS! BABES WHO SPILL STUFF ON THEMSELVES ARE NOW 'IN'

NEXT TIME YOU SPILL COFFEE ON YOUR SHIRT DON'T BE MAD GET CREATIVE! THROW MORE COFFEE ON YOURSELF UNTIL YOU MAKE A PRETTY DESIGN THEN CONTINUE ON YOUR WAY.

Seems coffee stain fashion is now 'in'! Well that's a relief.

To celebrate…

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Added by CELEBRATING IMPERFECTIONS (sm) on September 30, 2011 at 10:00am — No Comments

Mo's Joke of the Week - "Sex on the Sabbath'

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a Priest and asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the Bible, the Priest says, 'My son, after an exhaustive search,I am positive that sex is work and is…

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Added by Maureen Pregon on September 29, 2011 at 12:16pm — No Comments

BABE BUTTOCKS FEELING 'LOW' ON NEWS LAWSUIT SAYS TONING SNEAKERS ARE BS

BELIEVE US WE WANTED TO BELIEVE THAT WEARING TONING SNEAKERS WOULD HELP RAISE OUR BABE BUTTOCKS TO THE SKY AND BEYOND. NOW A LAWSUIT SAYS YOU CAN GET YOUR MONEY BACK FOR NOT GETTING YOUR BACKSIDE UP.

THE NY Times reported , "Those fancy Reebok sneakers that promise better legs and…

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Added by Debbie Nigro on September 29, 2011 at 11:19am — No Comments

BABE NANCY GRACE GRACEFUL ABOUT NIP SLIP ON DANCIN WITH THE STARS

Fearless Fellow Babe Nancy Grace Busts Out While 'Bustin A Move' on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars". Happens Sometimes. The Outspoken Legal Commentator and HLN Star's 'Nip Slip' Was Seen By The Audience But Not The World Thanks To Quick Moves In the TV Control Room. You Just Know The 'Girls' Will Be In Straight Jackets Next Week. Go Nancy! YOU are 'Still A…

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Added by Debbie Nigro on September 28, 2011 at 10:45am — No Comments

MAGGIE LAHEY FROM OTTAWA CANADA IS THE 'BABE OF THE WEEK'!

MAGGIE LAHEY FROM OTTAWA CANADA IS THE BABE OF THE WEEK FOR HER AGELESS ATTITUDE LINE: "JUST KEEP MOVING FORWARD AND LIVE LIFE TO THE ABSOLUTE FULLEST" !

Obviously Maggie Is…

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Added by Babe Of The Week! on September 27, 2011 at 12:30pm — No Comments

NEW STUDY : WOMEN COFFEE DRINKERS HAVE MORE PERMANENT PICK-ME-UP

Researchers from Harvard University found that women who consumed two to three cups of caffeinated joe per day had a 15 percent lower risk of depression than non-coffee drinkers, while those who drank four-plus cups daily had a 20 percent lower risk. In general, women are more likely than men to…

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Added by STAYING ALIVE on September 27, 2011 at 12:16pm — 2 Comments

BETTY LURES EM WITH CHEESECAKE & BEEFCAKE IN 'I'M STILL HOT' MUSIC VIDEO PROMO

GIVIN UP CARBS THIS WEEK BUT NOT BEEF SO THIS WORKS.

Hormonally…

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Added by Debbie Nigro on September 26, 2011 at 9:17am — No Comments

BETTY FROM THE BLOCK & LUCIANA ON #1 CLUB SMASH "I'M STILL HOT"

TOO FUNNY IS ALL I CAN SAY. PROVING ONCE AGAIN THE PARTY NEVER HAS TO… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on September 26, 2011 at 9:02am — No Comments

THE MAN WHO MEANS THE MOST TO ME THESE DAYS IS...

The Door Buzzer Goes Off. He's Here! OMG I Am Sooo Ready For Him.

He said he could only make it on Friday.

I cancelled all my previous plans and made sure I was home early.

I straightened the house and Windexed the bathrooms.

I had been waiting in anticipation…

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Added by Debbie Nigro on September 24, 2011 at 10:00am — 2 Comments

Eat More Chocolate for Your Heart

Great news for chocolate loving babes: high levels of chocolate consumption might be associated with a one third reduction in the risk of…

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Added by Margie King on September 23, 2011 at 12:40pm — No Comments

ROBIN MURPHY FROM CHAPPAQUA, N.Y. IS THE 'BABE OF THE WEEK'!

Robin Murphy From Chappaqua, N.Y. Takes The Babe Crown This Week For Her Ageless Attitude Line: "The Best Things In Life Aren't Things"!

Wow Robin You Are A Wise…

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Added by Babe Of The Week! on September 21, 2011 at 9:08pm — No Comments

Mo's Joke of the Week - "The 911 Call"

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

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Added by Maureen Pregon on September 21, 2011 at 11:00am — No Comments

FIRST 'FAT BANK' OPENS GIVES NEW MEANING TO 'FATTY DEPOSITS'

A DOCTOR IN FLORIDA HAS OPENED THE FIRST 'FAT BANK' WITH AGELESS BABES IN MIND. LIKE A BLOOD BANK STORES BLOOD AND A SPERM BANK STORES SPERM, THIS NEW FAT BANK WILL BE STORING YOUR FAT CELLS FOR FUTURE USE.

The Liquid Gold Center was just opened in Winter Park, Florida by plastic…

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Added by SHHHHH - WE'RE GETTING WORK DONE on September 20, 2011 at 12:45pm — No Comments

BABE VERSION OF A "HOLE-IN-ONE" AND YOU WONDER WHY WE NEED THE HUMOR

THIS IS THE TABLE THEY PUT ME ON FOR MY BREAST BIOPSY. NOT EXACTLY GIRLS GOLF BUT THEY DO GUARANTEE YOU A "HOLE-IN-ONE"!

This is a picture of the table you land on face down when your mammogram and subsequent ultrasound show a spot or a lump of concern. Bummer. This aging game ain't for…

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Added by Debbie Nigro on September 19, 2011 at 12:00pm — 9 Comments

GETTING 'INTIMATE' WITH WET WIPES COULD WIPE A BABE OUT

SOMETIMES THERE ARE STRANGE SIDE EFFECTS TO GOOD INTENTIONS. MOIST TOILET PAPER FOR INSTANCE MEANT FOR INTIMATE PERSONAL HYGIENE CAN CAUSE MORE HARM THAN GOOD.

Alert! Alert! Wet Wipes Can Cause Misdiagnosed Health Issues 'Downtown'.

Some people can use wet wipes…

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Added by STAYING ALIVE on September 15, 2011 at 10:00am — No Comments

Babes who enjoy their cocktails may be healthier

Good news for women who like their wine and even their martinis. A new study finds that women in midlife who drink one alco

holic beverage per day of any kind may be healthier as they get older than women who do not drink at all.

But more is not better because those drinking one a day are also… Continue

Added by Margie King on September 14, 2011 at 3:38pm — No Comments

if you need me, I'll be falling into my suitcase

It happened late one night in a hotel room. I was staying with my two daughters in a room with two queen beds and a rather large lounge area. I awoke to get a drink of water. The walk in

the dark to get this much needed h2o was uneventful. It was on my way

back that things got a little…

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Added by jane duncan-ginsberg on September 14, 2011 at 11:30am — 2 Comments

Mo's Joke of the Week "Distinction Between Guts and Balls"

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the…

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Added by Maureen Pregon on September 14, 2011 at 10:30am — No Comments

BABE CYNDI LAUPER FORGETS WORDS TO ANTHEM SHOWS TRUE BABE COLORS - HAPPENS

Rather than feature the video showing Cyndi Lauper singing the wrong words to the National Anthem recently, which I'm certain she already feels bad enough about, I chose to showcase the video of this talented babe that became an anthem in it's own right for girls everywhere and has made us all smile for so many years!

"Time…

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Added by Debbie Nigro on September 13, 2011 at 12:31pm — 1 Comment