Featured Blog Posts – September 2011 Archive (20)

NEXT TIME YOU SPILL COFFEE ON YOUR SHIRT DON'T BE MAD GET CREATIVE! THROW MORE COFFEE ON YOURSELF UNTIL YOU MAKE A PRETTY DESIGN THEN CONTINUE ON YOUR WAY.

Seems coffee stain fashion is now 'in'!  Well that's a relief.

To celebrate…

BELIEVE US WE WANTED TO BELIEVE THAT WEARING TONING SNEAKERS  WOULD HELP RAISE OUR BABE BUTTOCKS TO THE SKY AND BEYOND. NOW A LAWSUIT SAYS YOU CAN GET YOUR MONEY BACK FOR NOT GETTING YOUR BACKSIDE UP.

THE NY Times reported , "Those fancy Reebok sneakers that promise better legs and…

Fearless Fellow Babe Nancy Grace Busts Out While 'Bustin A Move' on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars". Happens Sometimes. The Outspoken Legal Commentator and HLN Star's 'Nip Slip' Was Seen By The Audience But Not The World Thanks To Quick Moves In the TV Control Room. You Just Know The 'Girls' Will Be In Straight Jackets Next Week. Go Nancy! YOU are 'Still A…

MAGGIE LAHEY FROM OTTAWA CANADA IS THE BABE OF THE WEEK FOR HER AGELESS ATTITUDE LINE: "JUST KEEP MOVING FORWARD AND LIVE LIFE TO THE ABSOLUTE FULLEST" !

Obviously Maggie Is…

Researchers from Harvard University found that women who consumed two to three cups of caffeinated joe per day had a 15 percent lower risk of depression than non-coffee drinkers, while those who drank four-plus cups daily had a 20 percent lower risk. In general, women are more likely than men to…

GIVIN UP CARBS THIS WEEK BUT NOT BEEF SO THIS WORKS.



Hormonally…

The Door Buzzer Goes Off. He's Here! OMG I Am Sooo Ready For Him.

He said he could only make it on Friday.

I cancelled all my previous plans and made sure I was home early.

I straightened the house and Windexed the bathrooms.

I had been waiting in anticipation…

A DOCTOR IN FLORIDA HAS OPENED THE FIRST 'FAT BANK' WITH AGELESS BABES IN MIND.  LIKE A BLOOD BANK STORES BLOOD AND A SPERM BANK STORES SPERM, THIS NEW FAT BANK WILL BE STORING YOUR FAT CELLS FOR FUTURE USE.

The Liquid Gold Center was just opened in Winter Park, Florida by plastic…

THIS IS THE TABLE THEY PUT ME ON FOR MY BREAST BIOPSY. NOT EXACTLY GIRLS GOLF BUT THEY DO GUARANTEE YOU A "HOLE-IN-ONE"!

This is a picture of the table you land on face down when your mammogram and subsequent ultrasound show a spot or a lump of concern. Bummer. This aging game ain't for…

Rather than feature the video showing Cyndi Lauper singing the wrong words to the National Anthem recently, which I'm certain she already feels bad enough about, I chose to showcase the video of this talented babe that became an anthem in it's own right for girls everywhere and has made us all smile for so many years!

"Time…

Elaine Mubaidin From Land O Lakes, FL Is The Babe Of The Week For Her Ageless Attitude Line:"Expect The Unexpected"

Whoa You Got That Right…

SUFFICE TO SAY YESTERDAY WAS PAINFUL FOR AMERICA. OUR COLLECTIVE HEARTS WERE BROKEN TEN YEARS AGO WITH THE EVENTS OF 9/11. ONE BABE AMONG US HERE LOST THE LOVE OF HER LIFE.

Tears streamed down my face in front of the TV yesterday as I watched a fellow babe here courageously take the…

I ALMOST DROVE OFF THE ROAD WHEN I HEARD THE RADIO NEWS GUY FINISH HIS SERIOUS NEWS COMMENTARY WITH THE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT BEN & JERRY'S RELEASED THEIR NEW ICE CREAM FLAVOR  'SCHWEDDY BALLS". I THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING. IT'S ONE THING TO WATCH THE HYSTERICAL SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SKIT THAT INSPIRED IT, IT'S ANOTHER TO TRY AND IMAGINE THE FLAVOR IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE SKIT. SO HERE YA GO. BTW THE FIRST FLAVOR REVIEWS SAY 'NOT ENOUGH BALLS'.…

I AM CURRENTLY TALKING, TEXTING AND EMAILING ON MY 3G IPHONE WITH A COMPLETELY CRACKED GLASS FACE. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?

My iPhone fell to the ground from my fanny pack/stomach deflector the other day while parking my bicycle outside a sushi shop. I said very bad…

ARE YOU A BABE LIVING IN THE NY TRI-STATE AREA WHO DRIVES A HOT CAR? WANNA HAVE SOME FUN AND SHOW OFF. I MEAN SHOW IT OFF ON TV? LOL

 I'VE BEEN CONTACTED TO BE INTERVIEWED FOR YET ANOTHER STORY ABOUT BABES OVER 40 WHO DRIVE HOT CARS AFTER BEING QUOTED…

USA TODAY REPORTS AEROBIC EXERCISE BEATS WEIGHT LIFTING FOR LOSING BELLY FAT!

Aerobic exercise is better than resistance training if you want to lose the belly fat that poses a serious threat to your health, researchers say.  (They mentioned…