Featured Blog Posts – October 2010 Archive (20)

Mo's Joke of the Week"Divorced Barbie"

One day, a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean sir? We have - Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95 and… Continue

Added by Maureen Pregon on October 26, 2010 at 8:00pm — 1 Comment

Test Driving ShāToBu™, Very Comfy - Works For Me!

I am test-driving a ShāToBu™ Shaper irght now,

in fact I wore it last night to the Studio Museum of Harlem Gala.So far, it's quite comfy, and I love the concept of shaper that helps women shape, tone and burn more calories during everyday activities. I'll be writing updates on the ShāToBu™ shaper, I need to take some "Before" photos…

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Added by Lenore on October 26, 2010 at 5:14pm — 1 Comment

YOUR ASTRO COCKTAIL- WEEK OF OCTOBER 26, 2010

Halloween is right around the corner. I gotta tell you that I have always loved this day not only because it legitimizes having a chocolate fix but also because you can get dressed up and be your alter ego for a day. It is the perfect night for babes to embrace their inner goddess and work a little magick. If you are looking for love then put on some rose oil and get ready for some action. Money is easily drawn to you by putting some patchouli oil on your wallet and on the… Continue

Added by Lisa Barretta on October 26, 2010 at 12:00am — No Comments

SKIN CANCER LIKE BEAUTY IS SOMETIMES SKIN DEEP

WHEW IS ALL I CAN SAY...WHAT A SURPRISE TO GET A FIRST TIME FULL BODY SCAN AND GET THE CALL I HAD SOME SKIN CANCER.

This is my leg being treated for a basal cell carcinoma.

(I actually considered not using this picture for this story because this camera angle made my leg look fatter than it was and then I gave myself a full babe… Continue

Added by STAYING ALIVE on October 25, 2010 at 1:44pm — No Comments

IF YOU WANT A MAN TO 'DO' SOMETHING ASK HIM AT 6PM

WOMEN AND 'MEN' HAVE MOOD SWINGS (UNDERSTATEMENT)

MEN ARE AT THEIR MOST AGREEABLE AT 6PM.

WOMEN ARE MOST AGREEABLE AT 3PM

PLEASE POST THESE FINDINGS EVERYWHERE IN YOUR HOUSE WITH POST IT NOTES .

Pharmaceutical giant Bayer Shering Pharma polled 1019 people about their mood swings throughout the day, and discovered… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on October 25, 2010 at 12:59pm — No Comments

LYNN B IS THE BABE OF THE WEEK!!!!

LYNN B FROM AUGUSTA GEORGIA IS THE BABE OF THE WEEK THIS WEEK WITH HER AGELESS ATTITUDE LINE ..."YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL" .

Our babe Lynn cant live without wine and coffee (gotta love her)

When Lynn arrives for work as a 'Curves Fitness Tech " she will likely be wearing her Maybelline Mascara in the pink tube with green cap (gotta… Continue

Added by Babe Of The Week! on October 25, 2010 at 12:03pm — No Comments

ARE YOUR HOLES ALL CLOSING UP?

I recently overheard on the street the other day two young women conversing.

"I would, like, have 20 piercings" the prettier one said to the other, "Except I have to keep taking out the jewelry." She explained that she felt it prudent to remove her multiple mini hoops and studs for job interviews she was going on, and also when she deigned to visit her parents. "My body keeps rejecting the piercings anyway and my holes keep closing… Continue

Added by Eve Marx on October 21, 2010 at 3:30pm — No Comments

TODAY IS "LOVE YOUR BODY DAY" PLEASE NAME YOUR FAVORITE BODY PART

BODY IMAGE IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST ISSUES WE FACE AS WOMEN TODAY. 80% OF US WOMEN ARE DISSATISFIED WITH THEIR APPEARANCE. WHY?

BECAUSE ...Hollywood and the fashion, cosmetics and diet industries work hard to make each of us believe that our bodies are unacceptable and need constant improvement.

Print ads and… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on October 20, 2010 at 11:37am — 6 Comments

YOUR ASTRO COCKTAIL- WEEK OF OCTOBER 19, 2010

Get ready for the second Full Moon in Aries within a month's time, giving us another chance to consider the contrasting needs of wanting independence and also needing partnership. The last Full Moon in Aries occurred on September 23rd and this bewitching Full Moon is on October 22nd , nine days before my favorite day, Halloween. This second Full Moon will finally give us a chance to settle any differences that we may have had back in June and July around the time of the eclipses.… Continue

Added by Lisa Barretta on October 19, 2010 at 12:00am — No Comments

LYNN MCGUINN FROM RYE, N.Y. IS THE BABE OF THE WEEK!

LYNN MCGUINN FROM RYE, N.Y. STEALS THE BABE CROWN THIS WEEK WITH HER AGELESS ATTITUDE LINE..."IF IT SOUNDS GOOD I'LL TRY IT"!

In between trying to keep herself out of trouble and out of the newspaper 'trying whatever sounds good ' Lynn can be found applying a good moisturizer and puckering up for yet another round of lipstick.

That's mainly so she can… Continue

Added by Babe Of The Week! on October 14, 2010 at 1:30pm — 3 Comments

THE GUY ON THE TRAIN SAID PUT OLIVE OIL ON MY FACE FOR TEN NIGHTS

I was putting on my makeup while riding the train into to NYC the other day, while sitting diagonally across from a guy with a suit case and an accent. Heard the accent when he responded after I apologized for subjecting him to have to witness this obnoxious public sport. Sorry.

So the guy from Guatamala, after sharing a few laughs about how much crap I was pulling out of my purse, volunteered a beauty secret from his grandmother. He… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on October 14, 2010 at 11:57am — 4 Comments

NO RESISTANCE HERE TO SHAPER THAT BURNS CALORIES

In The Continued Babe Spirit Of "Every Day You're Alive -Maximize!"... I Tested Out These Tummy Shaping Muscle Toning Calorie Burning Workout You Wear Shapers called ShāToBu™.

When I first heard about ShāToBu™ Shapers I wrote a blog called… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on October 13, 2010 at 1:11pm — 6 Comments

Mo's Joke of the Week - Win, Place and Oh No

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."

She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later… Continue

Added by Maureen Pregon on October 12, 2010 at 9:30pm — 1 Comment

HITTING BREAST CANCER 'GROW-A-HEAD' ON

The day my college girlfriend Ellen (in the photo below on the right) sat across from me and told me she had breast cancer I felt my heart sink. My mother beat it while she was alive, but her sister Doris at 56 did not. Nor did my cousin Rosemary at 38.

Ellen is now a bilateral breast cancer survivor. Why? Because Ellen hit breast cancer head on with courage, a positive attitude, and a lot of love and support from the medical community,… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on October 12, 2010 at 9:11am — 1 Comment

YOUR ASTRO COCKTAIL- WEEK OF OCTOBER 12, 2010

This may seem like a "mousey brown" week right from the get go. Serious minded Saturn meets up with Mercury lending to situations that require structured thought and no nonsense attitudes. Mid week the Moon goes in to the sign of Capricorn and that sets off another play between Saturn and Mercury once again putting a damper on things as some of us must now deal with authority figures and power monger, bossy bullies. Is there any hope this week or should we all just go back to bed… Continue

Added by Lisa Barretta on October 12, 2010 at 12:00am — No Comments

WALK THE WALK, TALK THE TALK

Not sure what to make of a friend's recent comment, "I'm not feeling too sexy in this fat suit." This woman, for the record, is a very attractive woman even with the extra pounds. Her hair is thick and naturally a dark honey blond and falls seductively over her shoulders. Her skin is clear and healthy and her eyes bright looking and a warm dark brown. Her hips are very full to be sure, but so is her bosom, which at the time of our conversation was attractively swelling up into the… Continue

Added by Eve Marx on October 8, 2010 at 12:30am — 1 Comment

DYING TO TRAVEL BUT AFRAID TO DIE TRAVELING ??

THE NEUROTIC TRAVELERS MUST HAVE!!!

I was watching the TV Show Globe Trekker one night and watched as fabulous Zoe Palmer the female host took a trip into the Senegal Jungles. She was thrilled with the adventure. I was lying on my couch wondering how far the nearest emergency room would be?

While Zoe was laughing and smiling… Continue

Added by SOMEDAY HAS ARRIVED (SM) on October 5, 2010 at 6:20pm — 1 Comment

ROBIN GORMAN NEWMAN IS THE BABE OF THE WEEK!

ROBIN GORMAN NEWMAN FROM GREAT NECK, N.Y., KNOWS THE GOING SOMETIMES GETS ROUGH SO SHE QUOTES HER BELOVED MOM IN HER WINNING AGELESS ATTITUDE LINE...

"AND THIS TOO SHALL PASS!"

Robin is an Author/Love Coach/ Entrepreneur. She's the Founder of LoveCoach.com & MotherhoodLater.com. GO ROBIN!

When Robin's not swigging Coca Cola Zero,… Continue

Added by Babe Of The Week! on October 5, 2010 at 11:09am — No Comments

WHERE IS THE DETERGENT I JUST BOUGHT???

My daughter opened the refrigerator and yelled "Ma! Why is there detergent in the refrigerator???"

I walked in, took a peek and said, "Because it said cold wash"

WOW is all I can say. Glad I found it. Whew! LOL

Hormonally… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on October 3, 2010 at 11:13am — 3 Comments

STILL A BABE SEE SECTION

If you don't want anyone to know you're over 40 do not wear these glasses. If you don't care how old people think you are and you want to SEE like when you were young - WEAR these glasses.

Soon the over 40 crowd will look like a bunch of Harry Potter groupies thanks to Stephen Kurtin, an inventor with a PHD in Physics who came up with TruFocals. They are getting a load… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on October 1, 2010 at 10:30am — No Comments