November 2010 Blog Posts (30)

Mo's Joke of the Week - "The Talking Clock"

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.

He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

'What's up with the big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.

'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

'Yup,' replied the drunk.

'How's it work?' the friend… Continue

Added by Maureen Pregon on November 30, 2010 at 11:00pm — 1 Comment

A 'BOOTAFUL' IDEA

SAW THESE BOOT TOPPERS BY BELLE FARE IN A STORE AND THOUGHT THEY WERE KINDA 'BOOTAFUL'.

A FUN AND IRREVERENT WAY TO JAZZ UP AN EXISTING PAIR OF BOOTS AND DRAW THE EYE AWAY FROM YOUR MIDSECTION. HA!

THEY STRETCH SO ONE SIZE FITS ALL.

Added by Debbie Nigro on November 30, 2010 at 12:48pm — No Comments

CINDY ERICKSON IS THE BABE OF THE WEEK!

CINDY ERICKSON FROM ANOKA MINNESOTA TAKES THE BABE CROWN THIS WEEK WITH THE AGELESS ATTITUDE LINE..." WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE HISTORY!"

You Got That Right Cindy!

Cindy Erickson loves misbehaving! A Cardiac Scheduler, she is passionate about time with her family, scrapbooking, photography,… Continue

Added by Babe Of The Week! on November 30, 2010 at 12:42pm — No Comments

YOUR ASTRO COCKTAIL- WEEK OF NOVEMBER 30, 2010

As we start off the week with Venus moving into Scorpio and Mercury stepping into Capricorn, passionate feelings seek indirect modes of expression and our mind is serious, practical, skeptical, clear and analytical. In other words the under belly of a situation may be where the truth lies. Don't take anything for face value this week until you carefully check things out. Sure that donut looks good but what the hell is the calorie count not to mention the fact that our… Continue

Added by Lisa Barretta on November 30, 2010 at 12:00am — No Comments

SOME NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION FOR ALL OF US BABES TO SHARE

JOHNS HOPKINS UPDATE ! AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY ('TRY', BEING THE KEY WORD) TO ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY ...

Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins :

1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer… Continue

Added by Amy Casale on November 29, 2010 at 9:30am — 2 Comments

BLOAT WON'T FLOAT YOUR BOAT

It's the day after Thanksgiving and you're probably feeling....fat. If you're like me, you're going to push the envelope and stay in your pajamas all day...unless you've got an appointment at the mall with Black Friday, and even then, you'll shop in sweats. After a day devoted to gluttony, it's not unusual to be feeling a bit porky, and regretful of that second portion of stuffing you stuffed into your mouth!

Never fear, one day of… Continue

Added by Eve Marx on November 26, 2010 at 9:30am — No Comments

MY COUSIN PATTI HOSTED 600 FOR THANKSGIVING BUT SHE FEEDS 400 EVERY SINGLE DAY!

MY COUSIN PATTI PECK IS AN AMAZING BABE

(IN THE MIDDLE IN THE PHOTO) SHE FEEDS 400 OF HER NEEDY NEIGHBORS EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR THEN BRINGS THEM ALL TOGETHER ONCE A YEAR FOR A THANKSGIVING FEAST!

(AND YOU WERE STRESSING WHERE TO SEAT EVERYBODY IN YOUR HOUSE?)

THIS YEAR PATTI THREW HER 4TH ANNUAL DINNER AT THE GORGEOUS VILLA BORGHESE IN WAPPINGERS FALLS, N.Y, IN HONOR OF MY MOM… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on November 25, 2010 at 12:35pm — 1 Comment

Mo's Joke of the Week - "Viagra Strikes Again"

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive. 'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.

'Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.'

A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he… Continue

Added by Maureen Pregon on November 23, 2010 at 9:00pm — 1 Comment

YOUR ASTRO COCKTAIL- WEEK OF NOVEMBER 23, 2010

As we come off of the Full Moon in Taurus that we had on the 21ST of this month it can seem more like we are recovering from a night out on the town that included too much partying. Love and money may have been our "crack" for the moment as Venus and Jupiter, now both direct in motion, encouraged us all to be a little decadent. The Sun shines in the sign of Sagittarius this week as we all get ready to "talk turkey" and be thankful for what we have rather than focus on what… Continue

Added by Lisa Barretta on November 23, 2010 at 12:00am — No Comments

BABES SCARED OF A FACELIFT CAN SCULPT AND LIFT CHEEKS WITH FACE YOGA LOL

OMG MY CHEEKS ARE KILLING ME! ALL BABES NEED TO TRY 'THESE YOGA FACE' EXERCISES… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on November 22, 2010 at 9:51am — 1 Comment

HEY, IT'S JUST A DREAM! ENJOY IT!

The other day a guy I knew like 25 years ago told me he had an erotic dream about me. "I think it's that new hairstyle shot you put on your profile page on facebook," he confided in an private insta-message. "Or maybe it was the boots." In any case, he told me he had this hot dream. I wasn't too sure what to make of it.

It's not like I don't have these 'where did that come from' out of left field kind of… Continue

Added by Eve Marx on November 19, 2010 at 12:30am — No Comments

BABES WHO EAT CHOCOLATE HAVE HEALTHIER HEARTS

MORE PERMISSION TO EAT MORE CHOCOLATE

Australia-based researchers found that women older than 70 who ate chocolate at least once a week were 35 percent less likely to die from heart disease and 60 percent less likely to die from heart failure during the course of the study.

OBVIOUSLY starting early to get a jump on this effect is a good idea.…

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Added by Debbie Nigro on November 18, 2010 at 10:00am — No Comments

SO I WAS ON THE TODAY SHOW TODAY WITH KATHIE LEE AND HODA TALKING ABOUT SEX!

Added by Debbie Nigro on November 17, 2010 at 1:00pm — 9 Comments

HIGH UP IN PERU IS A HOT PLANT THAT CAUSES HOT PANTS

COME TO THINK OF IT, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PERUVIAN WOMAN WHO WAS NOT SMILING.

Babes typically suffer from low sex drive once they hit menopause, and often take estrogen and progestin to improve their sexual appetite. Seems our fellow Peruvian babes have been keeping a secret from the rest of us.

Maca root, a turnip look-a-like, that grows in the high altitude areas of Peru is apparently a "women's Viagra" drug. It is sold in… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on November 17, 2010 at 6:30am — 3 Comments

Mo's Joke of the Week - " What Do I Look Like?"

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's… Continue

Added by Maureen Pregon on November 16, 2010 at 8:30pm — No Comments

YOUR ASTRO COCKTAIL- WEEK OF NOVEMBER 16, 2010

This week we are finally able to breathe easy and relax because Venus, the planet which rules the finer things in life, love and also money will finally go direct in motion on November 18Th. Along with Venus moving forward the planet of luck and abundance, Jupiter, which has been retrograde since July will also go direct in motion on November 18Th. Should we all play a number, go to the casino, flirt with an interesting someone and spend the day celebrating that these two… Continue

Added by Lisa Barretta on November 16, 2010 at 12:00am — No Comments

WHAT'S A LITTLE FORMALDEHYDE BETWEEN FRIENDS?

I am going to get my hair Brazilian-ized again, that is, the Brazilian Blow Out, which is a treatment for head hair that makes even the most unruly dry bush soft, silky, frizz-free and...straight. Or pretty straight. Def not as straight as the Japanese Straightening Treatment made popular four or five years ago, but straight enough.

The Brazilian Blowout ( as it is known), is a kinder, supposedly more natural, relaxing treatment for… Continue

Added by Eve Marx on November 12, 2010 at 12:30am — No Comments

TRY THESE BABES BISCOTTI

Choose your favorite dunk. Whether it be coffee, tea, a nice robust red or a lovely tawny port. Perfect for a mid afternoon little something or served for dessert with your favorite hunk of cheese or just your favorite hunk!

LEMON PECAN BABE BISCOTTI

Store these biscotti in a tin and they will stay fresh… Continue

Added by Amy Casale on November 11, 2010 at 11:30pm — No Comments

HOW I MET THE BABE WHO'S OPENING THE FIRST DRIVE THROUGH SEX SHOP

Sherri Williams who's been the proprietor of the infamous adult store Pleasures for 20 years decided she needed a fun idea to stimulate sales so she's opening America’s first adult toy drive-thru store in Huntsville, Alabama.

That Sherri is a unique business babe with a great sense of humor. How do I know? Funny you should ask.

Back in the mid 90's I had a line of clothing on the Home Shopping Network under my then 'Working Mom On the Run' label.

When I'd… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on November 11, 2010 at 2:30pm — No Comments

BABE OPENS FIRST DRIVE THRU SEX SHOP

Babe Sherri Williams opens America’s first adult toy drive-thru store in Huntsville, Alabama. Pick up your prescription for a sexy evening without getting out of your car!

"It’s a new level of privacy, and it feels good to give something back to the community,” business owner Sherri Williams said of her newest adult store location that offers drive-thru convenience.

For 10 years Sherri… Continue

Added by Debbie Nigro on November 10, 2010 at 9:50am — 3 Comments