November 2011 Blog Posts (27)

Spotted a news story headline today that read "Keeping your diet a secret helps prevent failure". So I won't tell you that I started a diet because I didn't.

I will tell you I went so far over the legal carb limit during Thanksgiving that the carb police showed up and gave me a…

Ed and his wife Norma go to the state fair every year, And every year Norma would say, "Ed, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." 

Ed always replied, "I know , Norma that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks is fifty bucks!" 

One year Ed and Norma went to the fair, and Norma said, "Ed,…

Melissa Dunn Of Monticello, IL Is The 'Babe OF The Week' For Sharing Her Favorite Ageless Attitude Line:

"I Am Only As Strong As The Hairspray I Use, The Cocktails I…

This Cyber Monday Thing Is Pumping My Adrenaline. Holy Smokin Keyboard Where Do I Click First?

'Cyber Monday' is what's called a neologism, which is a newly coined term, word, or phrase, that may be in the process of entering common use, but has not yet been accepted into…

Thank You Nancy Bhatta At AOL Shopping For Your Smart Report On The Best Holiday Dresses for Your Body Type.



Dear Nancy Bhatta,



Your research to find beautiful and affordable dresses that make the most of our babe figures "in a festive way!" as you say, are most…

Yesterday afternoon I hopped in the car with my cousin Philly to drive an hour away to volunteer at her sister and my cousin, Patty Peck's annual giant Thanksgiving Dinner for…

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on…

This is my awesome cousin Patty Peck filmed by NBC last evening at her annual Thanksgiving Dinner she throws for those less fortunate. Patty's life's passion is making life better for others in need every day in spite of her own daily struggle with a challenging painful muscle condition. Her sister Philly and I drove to Fishkill, N.Y. to…

Carol Benedict From Ponce Inlet, Florida Is the 'Babe Of The Week' For Sharing The Ageless Attitude Line: "History Repeats Itself...Opportunity Does Not!"

Whoa Carol that there's a serious message.

Our Babe Carol is retired.…

I'm Here To Warn You About Monitoring Who Gets Near Your Pumpkin Pie. Pumpkin Pie You See Is Not As Innocent As It Sounds.

According to a study at the Monell Institute in Philadelphia, the…

After a sustained run-up, the market is headed for a plunge. The market for women's heels that is. And that may well be good news for the economy, wrote Jack Neff in Advertising Age!

According to Advertising Age, the IBM Global Business Services Division and Trevor Davis, one of IBM's…

1.  Aspire to be Barbie - the b**** has everything. 

2.  If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. 

3.  Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.



4.  In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 

5.  Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 

6.  When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with     it. 

7 . Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS or…

FELLOW BABE EVE MARX, SEXPERT EXTRAORDINAIRE, SAYS YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TOO FLIRT ESPECIALLY IF YOU STILL HAVE A SENSE…

Cynthia Rowland From Long Beach, California Is The 'Babe Of The Week' For Her Ageless Attitude Line: "Aging Backwards Naturally"!

Now There's A Concept That We Babes Like.…

SPEED DIAL YOUR DENTIST TODAY FOR AN APPOINTMENT TO GET YOUR TEETH CLEANED AND 'SCALED' AS A STUDY WAS JUST RELEASED SHOWING DOING THAT JUST ONCE IN YOUR LIFETIME CAN LOWER YOUR RISK OF HEART ATTACK AND STROKE. 

According to the Huffington Post, regular dental visits may do more than…

One Minute Your Pants Fit. Next Minute You Can't Breathe. Babes Who Can't Breathe Aren't As Much Fun.

There's a rubber band trick that's been around for awhile but some of you babes may not know about it.

A fellow babe brought it up after hearing moaning at a dinner table…

RUNNING INTO A 'FACE' FROM YOUR FACEBOOK FRIEND COLLECTION THAT YOU'RE NOT REALLY FRIENDS WITH CAN BE ODD.

The thing about Facebook is that you rarely, if ever, see some of those faces you peruse everyday in person.

Recently, I walked past a…

She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in…