December 2010 Blog Posts (33)

Ageless Babe Trick? Walking To…

The lazy position is not about having sex while you're watching TV or half asleep or even talking to your sis on the phone. Those things aren't just lazy...they're downright rude! To your partner, that is. If you're sexually solo, anything goes!

The lazy position is an…

I spent the whole day yesterday cleaning out my pantry. All I can say is thank god the garbage man has one of those automatic lifts on the side of the truck. I dumped jars of crap from 2003 that were probably left over from gourmet gift baskets. I don't know why people think that a gourmet gift basket is a wonderful…

SO WE HAD A BLIZZARD HERE IN N.Y. WHERE I LIVE AND I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN MY HOUSE FOR TWO DAYS WITH KISSES . UNFORTUNATELY I MEAN THE KIND YOU EAT. 

I'd have preferred being stuck with an Antonio Bandras look-a-like but whaddayagonnado? Remind me to add to my list of dating requirements,…

How about some New Year predictions for each sign this week?  I want my swan song year end forecast for you babes to provide a glimpse of what you have to look forward to as you grow better with each passing day. First on the agenda is another eclipse on January 4TH in the signs of Capricorn/Cancer which should get the year off to a start full of changes.  Your overall hot flash brought on by this partial solar eclipse encourages us all to be more proactive especially…

The other night the husband and I were watching TV. Actually we were watching a movie he'd DVR-ed a few nights before that aired on the Sundance network at 4 in the morning, an hour which you might have noticed, is when they play anything good. The film we watched is called "Too Bad She's…

Author unknown...I just had to share!

Donna Marie Rondinone from Portland, CT. wins 'Babe Of The Week' With Her Ageless Attitude Line," Color Outside The Lines"!

Good One Donna.

When Donna heard 'Still A Babe' mentioned on the Today Show, she ran over to her computer to make sure she was not going to miss out on all the fun of getting younger alone.…

Last minute shopping is enough to make all of us a little nuts not to mention that this week also comes fully equipped with a Full Moon eclipse. Eclipses get a bad rap from a lot of astrologers because traditionally they signify an ending. Look at it this way, if you have been sick it can signal an end to an illness and a recovery; if you are broke it may mean money is on the way. Eclipses are nothing more than transits combining our two luminaries, the Sun and the Moon.…

All I want to say is...I have no idea what I was I thinking when I got out of my car carrying ten things at the same time and the one delicate breakable holiday present in a slippery plastic bag hooked onto my pinkie.

Of course I totally forgot what was even in there that I bought…

If you're like me, the christmas tree has become a yearly obsession and a wonderful excuse to hang some glorious balls. Spread the joy and post a pic of your holiday…

Nothing Like Waking Up To Some Swedish Researcher With A Camera In Your Face To Help Prove A Point.

Point Being: The More You Sleep The More Attractive You Are.

Swedish Researchers at The Karolinkska Institute, who apparently had a Swedish Sleepover of the…

A long time ago, my mother --and years later, a favored facialist --informed me that cleansing my face with a wash cloth was one of the better things I could do for my skin. “A little gentle exfoliation with a soft cloth,” has been my mantra for years. Now the latest addition to a line of…

Everyone has their holiday traditions, especially with food. These are a tradition of my husband’s family of which I was blessed with having the experience of making them with his mother, Jeanne. We had quite a little party a few years ago. The holiday music was blasting and we were singing and flinging these balls into…

A man and his wife went to the company Christmas party where the man had a little too much to drink.

He staggers down the stairs, completely hung over, and makes his way to the breakfast bar. His wife pours him a cup of coffee.

With his head in his hand, he asks "Damn, honey." "What…

So how is your Mercury retrograde going so far? Mars and Pluto are also meeting up with Mercury so look out for aggravation, power plays and obstinate behavior that comes complete with mixed messages. Push all contracts aside until we come out from under this influence. How about just spending time baking cookies? Remember to add all necessary ingredients because backward spinning Mercury might account for you missing out on a key component for the recipe.…