All Blog Posts Tagged '40' (264)

Ever since I read that you can get a 'problem' from sitting too long on the heated seats in your car I've been overly monitoring my 'arse-conditioning'.

 'Toasty Buns' are one thing.

'Over -Toasted Buns' are a bad thing.

The official…

Nude Shoes are still in demand but the key is to find a pair that are not demanding on your feet.

Found these Sofft Sand ones that you might like. These…

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they didn't like each other.



Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of…

Leafy Greens for Lovely Skin? Yes! says 'YouBeauty.com, The Science Of a Beautiful You.'



Fight off wrinkles and improve your health at the same time!

(Great! We love to mutli-task)



We’ve been told for years to eat our vegetables and for a good reason:…

The Pantsuit is making a huge fashion return, but unless it is the RIGHT pantsuit, you will look like an old maid! That according to the latest from fashion guru Sharon Haver, Founder of FocusOnStyle.com who is the go-to fashion babe for women of a certain age.

(That Would Be…

A wife gave her husband a wooden box and asked him to open it after she dies. After thirty years, she died and her husband opened the wooden box. There were three pens and twenty thousand dollars along with a note. The husband read the note:

"Dear, I am sorry. Every time I cheated on you, I bought a pen…

"Performing leg raises is the key to creating amazing abs" says Chunk Fitness. How Can We Not Trust Flat Ab Advice From a Source called Chunk Fitness? They say, the 'leg raise' is the best exercise one can perform to target the lower abdominals, it can be performed anywhere, and no special equipment is…

I could not believe the number of people this past weekend who said, OMG I can't fit into ANY of my clothes from last year. Followed by, I've never been this fat in my life! A babe in her 50's actually asked me,  "Is it possible I'm pregnant"? No honey that's…

Kinda knew it wasn't my fault that I can't lose a pound. Scientists just announced 'air' is making us fat. Must be.  Personally I have no other answer.

A Danish researcher named Lars-Georg Hersoug of Glostrup University Hospital, has spent his time on earth studying groups of fat and thin people…

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and

Wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out

To the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,

Educated and happy.



Beginning today, when I look at my…

Dear Mary Allen Hardison, Thank you for cracking us all up by deciding to go paragliding on your 101st Birthday last September in the skies over your hometown of Ogden, Utah.

We just read you now own the Guinness World Record for "Oldest Female to Paraglide Tandem." We're pretty sure no one…

You know a guy is SMOKIN HOT when ALL jaws drop in unison on a mixed couch crowd of gay, straight, married, and single people. If you missed Cuban heart throb William Levy in The Dancing With The Stars Season Premiere, feel free to watch this. William dances after actress Melissa Gilbert who was also HOT as in suffocating in her un-prairie like dress. Worth the distraction. SERIOUSLY. Wink .

A bunch of my…

"Appearance is important to us but when we think of beauty - especially our own beauty - it's always focused on physical flaws we're…

"Lucky Charms" work! That’s what the research published in the academic journal Psychological Science found after studying the phenomenon of “lucky charms” and how they impact successful…

Today was my 6th Zumba Class. I caught myself in the mirror taking the "I'm ageless and timeless thing" too far. I toned it down just in time not to rip a meniscus. From the likes of Katie Couric's own Zumba Video here (that's her in the back I think) I'm pretty sure I could take her on.

Tried Zumba yet? Like I wrote, It's Like Dancing…

There has been a significant increase over the last few years in the number of women taking up gambling. And they are playing the online casino sites A LOT!

According to Chat With Women.com, in a post called 'Women and Gambling', "The appeal of online…

As We Age EXPOSURE TO SUNLIGHT MATTERS Big Time! Read this eye opener and then get out of the house and go find some sun.…

I received an email today from my beloved Madison Pierce, (so what if I didn't get permanent alimony and lost all rights to the country club membership -she looked so polished in the judges' chambers,) reminding me it is tax time and to contact her if I need assistance with my taxes.  Why would I need…

Adjusting to Daylight Savings Time (Spring Forward) takes about a week. Adjusting to a rotten life experience can take a lifetime and we just don't have that kind of time to waste. We have all had negative things happen to us. Your own list of crappy life experiences could probably take up a…