Eve Marx's Blog Posts Tagged 'Lohan' (1)

Dear Lindsey Lohan,

While I was fooling around on the internet, procrastinating about work, I stumbled across a little piece of information that you're about to pose for Playboy.

Now, Lindsey, I haven't kept up with your most recent antics. I don't know why you were just once again in court. Isn't that bad business about the necklace done and over with, or have you, once again, been driving under the influence?   In any case, all I know is that you seem to have some problem…