All Blog Posts Tagged 'Week' (131)

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .....

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want…

Tana Casimiro Of Huntersville, NC Is Our 'Babe Of The Week' For Her Winning AGELESS Attitude Line: "Beauty Is From Within...And Flows Into The…

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.



The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and saw that I…

JoJo From Geneva On the Lake, Ohio Is The Babe Of The Week For Her Ageless Attitude Line: "Hey You, Get Off Of My Cloud"!



You tell em JoJo.



Our Babe JoJo is…

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."



"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."



"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."



"Well," said the pirate, "We…

Christina Lynn Harris of Prattville, AL Is Babe Of The Week For Her Ageless Attitude Line:"Life Is Too Short To Be…

Lisa Mauro of New Rochelle NY Is The Babe of the Week For Sharing Her Ageless Attitude Line: "What You See Is What You Get...Love It Or Leave it!"

Lisa you babe you we love your…

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday…

Lucy From Boston, MA Is Crowned Babe Of The Week For Her Winning Ageless Attitude Line: "I'm Just Getting Started"! Fabulous Lucy so are WE.…

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the

85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean…

This is a special Babe Of The Week honor for Sally Ride, the first American woman to take the ride of a lifetime into space, who passed this week at the way too young age of 61. She sadly succumbed to pancreatic cancer after a 17th month battle with the disease.…

April Tiernan from Princeton, N.J. Is The Babe of The Week For Sharing Her Favorite AGELESS Attitude Line and one of ours too:…

Stephanie Ketive Of Bayside, N.Y. Is The 'Babe Of the Week' For Her Winning Ageless…

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.



At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same rwoman…

Chantyl From Spring Hill, TN Is Babe Of The Week! For Sharing Her Favorite AGELESS Attitude Line: "Joy is the best makeup" -…

As she sat  by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You  know what?

You have been with me all  through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my  business failed, you were there.

When I  got shot, you were by my side.

When we  lost the house,…

Denise R. Of Burley, Idaho Grabs The Babe Tiara This Week For Her Winning Ageless Attitude Line: "The Grass May Be Greener On The Other Side…

Maryanne Martins of Wappingers Falls, N.Y. Takes The Babe Crown This Week For Her Ageless Attitude Line:

"Never Too Old To Flirt...!"

NEVVA !!!

When…

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on…