Eve Marx's Blog (62)

Dear Lindsey Lohan,

While I was fooling around on the internet, procrastinating about work, I stumbled across a little piece of information that you're about to pose for Playboy.

Now, Lindsey, I haven't kept up with your most recent antics. I don't know why you were just once again in court. Isn't that bad business about the necklace done and over with, or have you, once again, been driving under the influence?   In any case, all I know is that you seem to have some problem…

Y a know, life is tough so how much bad news can I take? The latest science scoop that caught my eye was about kissing, my favorite indoor sport. The news was that kissing can cause cavities. What the hell, I thought. 

According to recent research, dental decay can…

Some guys have a real knack for being able to piss a woman off -- this woman!

Here's a true story. About a week ago during a rare afternoon of pre-spring sun (and ladies, if you live in the Northeast, winter ain't over until April 15 which is the day you can safely pack away your…

While flipping through the biz section of the New York Times, I stumbled on a story that immediately caught my eye. It was all about how Mattel, the giant toy manufacturer and maker of Barbie, is introducing a new, contemporary Ken, Ken being Barbie's longtime boyfriend. Ken has been around for…

So I'm at my doggies' doctor, my neighborhood veterinarian. She's young, she's cute, she's got a young, cute staff. There we all are, packed into a tiny examining room, me, the vet, her assistant, and my two Lhasa Apsos, Basil and Gigi. Gigi is squirming and trembling because the doc is trying to take her…

A couple of weeks ago I broke down and bought a thong. Yes, a thong, a tiny triangle of satiny fabric held on to the pubic region by way of a T-shaped system of tiny straps. It had been so long since I'd worn a thong, I had to really study it to figure out how to put it on. This piece of lingerie…

Last Saturday I had such cabin fever from being so house and snow-bound that I insisted to my husband, Mr. Sax, aka The Grillmaster, that we had to have a day trip. Since we only live 40 miles north of New York City, that was the obvious choice. Although I no longer yearn to live in the city after…

On Valentine's Day Evening I had the opportunity to do a little show, a sexy show that is, at a local restaurant. At the Italian bistro Via Vanti, located in beautiful downtown Mount Kisco, New York, Carla Gambescia, the proprietor, (and a fellow babe member ) invited me to talk to diners…

I have a little beef and it is semantic. First I will say that if my husband heard me saying, "I have a little beef," he'd be upset, so let me put it on the record that his beef is not little. It's quite large and springy in fact, and that's even on high blood pressure medication. No, my…

Have you seen the new ads for Levis Curve, which is there latest selection of jeans offerings? It's a hot commercial and makes you want to rush out and get all new pants.

The deal with the pants is they are meant to honor, even celebrate, feminine curves. By…

New York Magazine ran an entire issue focusing on the porn industry and sex. It was a fascinating issue and I've still not read all of it. One of the articles that I did manage to finish was about how men -- and I'm defining 'men' here as any male over the age of 23 -- now see so many…

So, this is a tad embarrassing to admit, but I have become strangely addicted to "The Bachelor." I never watched it before, and I may never watch it again, but something about this group of young women and Brad Womack, the bachelor they're fighting over in hopes to be his bride. Now…

Years ago, I was working for a woman who owned a fancy home decorating shop. One of her principal items was sheets, major luxury brand sheets and bedding. One brand, and it cost twice as much as Pratesi. One day when I was very, very bored, I tallied up the cost of making  her bed, and…

I was cruising the new Victoria's Secret "The Little Book of Sexy" catalogue the other day, which I have to say is Very Sexy in fab, old-timey sexy sort of way.

This is a special edition catalogue, very small, very elegant, looks like a book. A look book, so to speak, and babe, trust…

Have you heard about pole dancing, which is a stripper thing? It also happens to be great exercise, is really fun to do, and thanks to great promotion, has gone mainstream.

I recently made the acquaintance of a…

The lazy position is not about having sex while you're watching TV or half asleep or even talking to your sis on the phone. Those things aren't just lazy...they're downright rude! To your partner, that is. If you're sexually solo, anything goes!

The lazy position is an…

The other night the husband and I were watching TV. Actually we were watching a movie he'd DVR-ed a few nights before that aired on the Sundance network at 4 in the morning, an hour which you might have noticed, is when they play anything good. The film we watched is called "Too Bad She's…

A long time ago, my mother --and years later, a favored facialist --informed me that cleansing my face with a wash cloth was one of the better things I could do for my skin. “A little gentle exfoliation with a soft cloth,” has been my mantra for years. Now the latest addition to a line of…

I've been thinking a bunch about boobs lately, especially since ivillage.com posted a pair of twin pics inviting people to study Sarah Palin's bosom, which may or may not have been surgically altered. In the one pic, Ms. Palin looked ordinarily breasted, much the way you might expect…