Chubby Tummy One Of The 5 "Imperfections" Men Find Totally Sexy

Not All Men Want "Perfect" Women. In Fact, Men Like A Lot Of The Things You Think You Need To Fix. (Applause)

Scott Alden for 'How About We' wrote on YourTango.com that's he's sick and tired of a handful of neurotic, immature, arrogant little boys speaking for all men. (You tell em Scott)

Scott says, "Women don't have to be completely hairless with 0% body fat and guys who think so are not "normal": They're fetishistic little freaks. (We think the same thing Scott)

Scott says, "Despite all of these "scientific" studies that keep popping up and suggesting that "symmetry" or "harmony" is universally attractive, men continue to sleep with, date, and marry "unconventionally attractive" women every day of the week. (Exactly)

Scott says, "In fact, it's often a woman's "imperfections" that make her attractive.' (Group hug from the babes now "Celebrating Imperfections" here at StillABabe.com )

Scott says, "Here's a few examples of what I mean and, I promise you, it's not just me."

(Standing Roaring Applause)

1. Hook Nose

Your profile is regal and gorgeous, like an Egyptian goddess and... can I just kind of, like, bite your nose for a second?

2. Chubby Tummy

If you're a woman and you've ever had sex with a man, you may have noticed that we sometimes get a little grabby with your soft, round parts. A little chubby tummy is a total bonus in this regard.

 

3. Small Breasts

I'm not saying men don't like big breasts (no point in denying that) but, also we like just... like... breasts. Small breasts are awesome because they look really nice under a deep V-neck and, if it's not too cold out, you don't necessarily have to wear a bra.

 

4. Looking Gross

I certainly appreciate a woman who's got her hair and nails did, but when I find myself in the company of a woman with messed-up hair, no make up and big baggy sweatpants I forget how to act.

 

5. Gap Teeth

For the love of god, don't let an orthodontist go near that. There is nothing sexier than a coy, gap-toothed smile.

For The Love Of God Scott  -Take A Bow Today For This Genius Piece Of Work!

5 Imperfections That Men Find Totally Sexy