How Not To Act Old In Bed (Rated R)

How Not to Act Old in Bed. Take off the nightgown (that tee shirt, those socks) By Pamela Redmond Satran. Humor Feature on More.com. Rated R. (Right Next to StillABabe.com's Debbie Nigro Humor Feature on More.com 'When Facebook Friends Collide' Rated Ridiculous)

How Not to Act Old in Bed? Pamela Says...

DON’T CALL IT “IN BED” – Or “sleeping together.” Or “making love.” You and your mate of 25 years there, you’re banging each other.  Or, utilitarian-like, having sex. Or hey, you’re f**king that dude. (I know, I’m cringing too.)

TAKE OFF THAT NIGHTGOWN (THAT TEE SHIRT, THOSE SOCKS….) – Yeah, I know it’s chilly in your bedroom. I realize that ever since you had the kids, you’ve gotten used to wearing actual nightwear. I know you think you look sexier when you’re covered from your collarbone to the middle of your calves. But remaining clothed except for the essential bits when you have sex kind of went out back in the 1840s, in a log cabin on the plains, in a snowstorm, when you likely had your grandmother and a wayfaring stranger snoring beside you.

DON’T YOU DARE TURN OUT THE LIGHTS AND DIVE UNDER THE COVERS...

The rest of Pamela's advice is here on more.com.