It's Not Just You, Or Me, Apparently The Whole Country Isn't Having Enough Sex And That Could MakeAll Of Us Deader Sooner.
According to the Infamous (and adorable)
TV Doctor Mahmet Oz, the number one health problem here in the U.S. is lack of sex.
Here in the land of the free, no one seems to be free enough to have sex more than once a week.
We're talking the average Americans here, not the reality show Americans. If we could all just have sex at least twice a week, Dr Oz says, we'd likely live three years longer.
Dr. Oz says, "women are are most reluctant to get it on because women are getting short changed in the sack", adding, "one in seven women report they never have an orgasm". (That'll make you choose Ben and Jerry's over Ben or Jerry.)
Our bodies need sex and we are doing our bodies a disservice by not having enough. OK OK OK
Now what? HAVE SEX? OR GO TO SLEEP? LIVE OR DIE ? Hmmm.If you're still undecided grab some Ben & Jerry's and mull this again tomorrow night.
If this news got you nervous enough to have more sex, here's a quick list of some foods
from the "Better Sex Diet"
to help get you in the mood. Oysters, salmon, scallops or sardines, Pine Nuts. Artichokes ( once considered such a powerful aphrodisiac that women were banned from eating it - who knew?) Spices like Chili pepper, ginger,cayenne, curry and cumin - they warm you up. Avocados, Chocolate (Dark is better) and Champagne. But of course dahhhling.
Ok, now go have more sex. You should be scared NOT to.