Lost My Pants And I Had Them On

Getting dressed lately is a frenzied game of trying to dress around leftover holiday pounds. Pants on pants off, shirts on shirts off. Too tight, too hot, too short, too ridiculous. Rushing to 'get dressed' I grabbed my yoga pants to bring along for a much needed gym visit after my business meeting and made a mental note to stuff them in a bag to bring.

Finally dressed, coat on, sweating and rushing to get out of the house I could not find the yoga pants I just had in my hand. Looked in the bedroom, in the bathroom, in the living room, back in the hall, back in the bathroom, back in the bedroom . COME ON!  Where the hell are those pants?

Out of yoga pants search party time, I grabbed a 'second' pair of yoga pants and threw them over my shoulder and headed out the door.  Walking to the car I was arranging my pocket book and overflowing bags on my left shoulder when I noticed not just one pair of yoga pants but TWO pairs draped over my shoulder!

The whole time I was running around looking for yoga pant number one - the freaking pants were on me. Absolutely ridiculous but actually kinda hysterical and I had a big belly laugh all by myself. Figured I'd share the laugh so I'm telling you.

Meanwhile, this past week some people had NO pants on while I had too many pants on.
Go figure. Here's a clip of the 11th Annual No Pants Subway Ride. Nearly 4,000 people participated in New York with tens of thousands more participating in 59 cities in 27 countries around the world. An international celebration of silliness. Enjoy!

Hormonally Yours,

Debbie Nigro