'I'd like to be ten again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Cocoa Pops, and then took her to Dream World. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a Coke, and her favourite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
'Well Dear, what was it like being ten again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.