M - Milk it today
O - Over in less than 24 hrs
T - Take advantage of weakness
H - Have them wait on you
E - Every Day is Mother's Day is BS
R - Run from the kitchen
S - Sit down slow down squat down
D - Drop everything but the 'humor'
A - Avoid eye contact or they'll know you're milking it
Y - Yell that everything hurts, make them all work hard
Crack Yourself Up a Little - They Owe You!
Happy Mother's Day To All You Great Babes Who Qualify.
Delusionally Young & Yours,