Now were talkin!
Undergarments that also burn calories. Send me a case!
They're called ShāToBu™
and get this, seamless resistance bands are built right into the fabric!!! Just
wearing them forces your muscles to work harder during natural movements like walking or climbing stairs, so you burn UP TO 12% MORE calories a day.
(No word yet on what happens with unnatural movements but they sound worth the risk)
ShāToBu™ (I have no idea what this
means in English) are the brilliant invention of a chiropractor named Dr. Denise Perron who lost her patience with her patients who would never listen to her when she told them to go home and exercise.
We understand how this can happen, since most of us practice the fine art of 'Mentalcise'. (How To Mentalcise: Dress in workout clothes or drag them with you every day and 'imagine' exercising. Never get to the gym. Never lose a pound. Go to bed. Repeat
the next day)
ShāToBu™... undergarments that work you out under your clothes while you are working.
ShāToBu™ garments are made of Nylon and Lycra with overall moisture-wicking properties, and a
cotton CoolMax gusset, to keep you cool and comfortable. They also have non-binding, stay-in-place waist and leg bands to prevent marking, bulging and rolling.
(Good because I got hot just thinking about how this would all work)