Rubber Of The Month Club? 'Upperware'?

Heard Of 'The Rubber of the Month Club'? I Thought It Was 'Tires' Until I Read That It Was Created To Help Save Ladies & Gents from Awkward Checkout Experiences and the Spread of STDs. This new service delivers quality condoms at discount prices discreetly to your mailbox every month. (Though the mailman might catch on)

“Face it, buying condoms is a rough experience,” said Jordan Wells, Co-Founder of RubberoftheMonth.com.“

By signing up for Rubber of the Month, members receive a shipment of hand selected condoms every month in a quantity that suits their needs.” Wells explains, “We work closely with manufacturers and suppliers to market product we know members will enjoy using.”

Every Rubber of the Month package ships in a discreet standard shipping envelope containing the designated number of condoms, a content card highlighting the perks and pleasures of each condom, a free gift, as well as a protective case to store your “goods.” Members are able to choose from three package sizes (no pun intended)

Better Safe Than Sorry

Busy Bee

Beast Mode 

(Could be a little awkward if when you get the mail it appears your adult kids are ordering from the same source)

According to recent data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, STDs are one of the most critical health challenges facing the nation today. CDC estimates there are 19 million new infections every year in the United States. STDs cost the U.S. health care system $17 billion every year—and cost individuals even more in immediate and life-long health consequences.

Young people represent 25 percent of the sexually experienced population in the United States, but account for nearly half of new STDs

And Baby Boomers Are Getting More Sexually Transmitted Diseases Than You Might Expect. Researchers found that over four-fifths of 50 to 90 year olds are sexually active in the UK, USA and Canada. The number of reported cases of STDs in this age group has more than doubled since the beginning of the millennium.

Also, There's A High Rate Of HIV Infection Among Women In The Age Bracket, 39 to 60, Because They Don't Think They Can Get It"

Better Safe Than Sorry...and according to the Rubber Of The Month Club -  that package would equal 'six'.

For more information about Rubber of the Month, visit http://www.RubberoftheMonth.com.

Consider This A Public Service Message From Your Chief Executive Babe

Delusionally Young & Yours,

Debbie Nigro