The survey found women lie on average that they weigh about about 9 pound less than they do. Pretty tame if you ask me. In a loose jacket I've lied up to 20 myself. I even lie to the exercise machine.
A study of 2000 women commissioned by the British low calorie pasta company 'Eat Water' found that women lie so much about their weight they're confused on what their true weight is.
Dear 'Eat Water' ...The last time I was honest about my weight was straight out of the womb. Remaining happily delusional about weight is a way of life. I know you understand the premise of happily delusional because you've named your pasta 'Eat Water.' Yeah Right.
Sometimes the truth we do not seek for damn good reason.
Eat Water sells virtually calorie free pasta and noodles.
I'll believe you if you believe me. Send Pasta.
Delusionally Young & Yours,
NY Daily News: Friday February 10, 2012 The skinny: Women tell scale tales