YOUR ASTRO COCKTAIL - WEEK OF MARCH 8, 2010

What a week. Thank goodness, Mars is finally going direct in the sign of Leo after back tracking for the past two and a half months and Venus, the planet of love and money will be entering fiery Aries. Mars and Venus. Sound familiar? It should because those two planets are driving forces in our personal relationships. Many of us will actually be in that "get up and go shopping mood" while others have to make sure that they put on their "passive heart restraints" to better avoid any impulsive romantic encounters. These two planets moving through fire signs just might bring on a hot flash that you will enjoy.

"As Above, So Below"~Hermes

Here is your personal Cosmicpolitan for the week:

Aries March 20-April 19
It is as if someone finally took off your blindfold and let the light in again as your ruling planet, Mars, makes an about face and starts moving forward again. Road blocks and detours may have slowed you down over the past few weeks but they also provided an opportunity for you to take a look at what was really up. Lookin' good puts you in a playful mood so feel free to chill out and have fun this week while you get back into the groove. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Emperor card denoting that you are once again in the driver's seat and viewed as someone who can take control. Your role as guide, protector and provider is now needed more than ever. (sounds like your a women to me)


Taurus April 20-May 20
Now is the time to cut the cords that bind ( No.,,, I don't mean your pantyhose) I mean the cords that tie you to relationships that still are not working. Venus sojourning through your 12th house may make a clandestine affair seem more romantic then it really is. Keep in mind that lovers all come with remote controls and they eventually wind up falling asleep on your couch while watching YOUR cable. Keep a level head over the next few days. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Ace of Cups telling you that you will be dealing with feelings that come from your heart. Love is the essence of the situation.

Gemini May 21-June 20
Crazy week for communications of all sorts. Looks like you finally got the hang of it girl and texting is your new Princess phone (Remember the Princess phones that made party lining such fun?) You could be asked to help plan a party or get together for a fun group of people. This week anything goes and spontaneity is the name of the game. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Two of Wands which shows an extra dose of daring and inventiveness. When you see this card, trust that the time is right for a bold, creative move that will knock their socks off. Forget about being subtle, go on and dance on the table.

Cancer June 21-July 22
It feels good to know that your money situation is once again moving in the right direction. You may find that you have renewed enthusiasm especially where creative projects are concerned. If you were a little down over the past few weeks it was most likely over money matters because what the hell...money does matter. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Three of Pentacles reminding you of your ability to get the job done.You can attract capable people and create a successful environment. Be proud of what you do and how you do it. You can accomplish your "impossible" mission.


Leo July 23-August 22
When aren't you busy. Just when you thought that you might find a few hours to get your hair and nails done something else suddenly crops up. Standing up while you eat your dinner,talk on the phone and email all at the same time has become second nature to you. You always manage to get things done even if it is right under the wire. A panicky "ex" may be looking to you for advice. Just tell them to breath into a bag if they feel a panic attack coming on and if they were also a former PITA (pain in the ass) make sure that the bag you recommend is made of plastic (hee,hee) Your splash of tarot for the week is the Six of Wands showing that you have been working hard toward a goal, and success is finally within reach. The recognition is yours.You did all you can to make it happen.

Virgo August23-September 22
You may be tired of always cleaning up someone else's mess and the aggravation that you feel is building up to the point of having a major blow up come about. An unexpected snafu (sna-fu, what a word...definitely looks like it could become an interesting acronym for something) may cause some confusion but don't worry, by the end of the week you will be back on Virgo Standard Time where schedules and structure once again rule. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Strength card reminding you not to despair or give up. You have the inner strength to endure and triumph. If you are pushing too hard, you need to withdraw for the moment and be patient. Don't let other people drive you crazy.


Libra September 23-October 22
You may find that someone wants to spoil you and give you gifts. (Hey when you are done with them be sure to point them in my direction) Flattery is definitely an aphrodisiac and dim lights work wonders too. (better than Botox) You are the sexy mama this week but try to deter your partner from texting during sex...it is such a b**** when that happens. Especially when it doesn't occur that often. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Sun card. When you see this card, know that you will be successful at all you undertake. Now is the time to shine.

Scorpio October 23-November 21

Be careful this week especially if you are a gambler. Chances are that someone may be watching your every move so play it safe with your reputation both at work and at play dates. Erase, delete and toss incriminating receipts. Relationship roulette is risky. Make a decision to move on from dead end situations and feel free to emerge from the shadows. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Five of Swords which represents hostility - from a cross word to a foot up your butt. When the cords that bind us are broken, we experience dis-cord. This card can signify dishonors that are fairly open. You may be on the receiving end, or be the perpetrator. Either way, hold to a larger view of who you are.Find the solution that is best for everyone...including yourself.

Sagittarius November 22-December 21
Good loven' can seem like a religious experience this week. Venus is hanging out in your fifth house of sweet romance and creativity. You adventurous Sag spirit is in full bloom and your friendly, open nature makes you a hit with everyone you come in contact with. Go on...book that trip. Do it now while you are in your crazy, optimistic mood. (When are you not in your crazy, optimistic mood?) Your splash of tarot for the week is the Knight of Cups, a melodramatic spirit who urges you to come out and play. He can't stand unpleasantness and will always let others deal with it. (Sounds like husband material to me.)


Capricorn December 22-January 19
Instead of trying to figure out how much it will cost to buy some paint and freshen up a room or two why don't you just hire a painter,preferably one with great arms and a nice ass. What woman in her right mind wouldn't want to pay for the pleasure of watching a man actually work around the house. Speaking of working around the home, a job or business opportunity may turn up that you can do from home while sitting around in your PJ's sipping coffee. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Knight of Wands urging you to try something new. Are you always planning every last detail? Wing it next time. Are you working too hard? Go out and have some fun or bring some fun home.


Aquarius January 20-February 18
You may hear some news that helps you make a decision concerning a close friendship or partnership. This news may either be a key to set you free from a restrictive relationship or the other extreme of sealing the deal for you. Aquarians are known for extremes so go ahead and feel free to shock those around you. Did you get that tattoo yet? Your splash of tarot for the week is the Two of Pentacles a symbol of fun, laughter and good times. It is definitely a high-energy card. If you are feeling tired or depressed, this card may be a sign that greater vitality will be yours.



Pisces February 19-march 20
It is always a good idea to have a plan but the problem lies in keeping it. You are everybody's darling this week and the constant distractions from friends, phone calls, emails and Soprano reruns doesn't allow for you to get any real work done. Your assignment for the week is to stay on top of your work assignments and creative projects. When all is done then you can concentrate about staying on top of other things or better yet staying awake. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Eight of Pentacles showing the need for meticulous attention. It's a matter of caring - taking the time to check the little details. Now is not the time to be slipshod or casual. The key to success is an extraordinary effort.








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