My weekly Astro Cocktail features a jigger of astrology with a splash of Tarot pulled exclusively for each sign. For a top shelf blend of some cosmic advice also read your rising sign if you know what it is. Remember that the stars and planets are there to be our designated emotional drivers when we need to find our way through life.
"As Above, So Below" ~ Hermes
Well we start the week off still under the influence of the retrograde Mars which has been traveling backwards since December 20, 2009. Mars rules action, initiation, machinery, passion, our sexuality and sexual energy. It is no wonder that most of us have been dealing with everything from stalled cars to stalled relationships along with the return of some old lovers. Put them all together and there is the recipe for one, whopping cosmic hangover. Wonder if we can make it through the next few weeks before Mars finally goes direct on March 10, 2010? This still isn’t a good time to be the initiator in any dealings since the Mars retrograde will block your moves. Wait for others to make the first attempt so as to give yourself a better edge in getting what you want. The rule of thumb here is : he who speaks first is sure to make an ass out of himself.
Jupiter, the benefic planet, just went into the sign of Pisces, reminding us of where we need to be spiritually connected and rewarding us along the way. Jupiter brings us the optimism that we need to get through all of the stalled out Mars retrograde b*******. We can finally look forward to enjoying life through some rose colored wine glasses.
Here is your personal Cosmicpolitan for the week:
Aries March 21 - April 19
Hold on Aries the ride is almost over and the aggravations from behind the scenes will soon come to a screeching halt. Don’t get nervous and lose your cool. Where the hell did you put your tax documents? They are sure to be in one of the piles of paperwork that seem to be growing on a daily basis. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Star card,
reminding you that there is light at the end of the tunnel.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
This week will give you the opportunity to get your point across to others without resorting to force. You can secretly smile as you wave around your iron fist inside of those gorgeous velvet gloves. You may feel that you have been pushed a little out of your comfort zone recently but by week’s end you will realize that any changes are for the better (make sure that you get your key back). Your splash of tarot for the week is the Ten of Cups card allowing you to experiencing serenity by doing away with hostilities.
Gemini May 21 - June 20
Who is knocking on your door, texting you, calling you cell and interrupting your day now? This will certainly be a busy week for you as everyone decides to get back to you all at once. You will be multi tasking and multi texting your ass off all week long. With so much on your mind be careful not to talk in your sleep, you never know what you might say. Some good accolades may be coming your way work wise. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Temperance card showing you that a sense of balance will be restored and assuring you that any scattered matters will be consolidated.
Cancer June 21 - July 22
There may have been some aggravation over money recently especially concerning someone who may have reneged on a previously agreed upon offer. Your gut feelings are right on target this week when it comes time to make agreements. If it doesn’t feel right then pull back. Don’t go under the covers and dwell on the past just because some a****** gave you a hard time. Consider the source. You splash of tarot for the week is the Six of Cups card telling you that it is ok to be nostalgic about the past but not to the point of reliving it.
Leo July 23 - August 22
Take a deep breath or two this week because you have been running yourself ragged with so much on your plate. The rewards are worth it if you can just squeeze a few more hours into your already full day. Investments concerning both time and money will be worked out to your liking if you don’t rush through things. Read the small print even if you have to kick vanity to the curb and pull out your drug store cheater glasses. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Magician card urging you to believe in yourself and knowing that you have what it takes to get things done. You may be pulling a few rabbits out of you hat this week along with your check book.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Opportunity knocks this week especially in the relationship zone. These relationships can be anything from romantic to business in nature. This week also offers you the chance to clean out you closets both figuratively and emotionally. Just be careful of who and what you decide to shred. Ouch! Bullshitters finally get the boot from you. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Knight of Swords card giving a boost to your abilities of logic and reason not to mention the way you get straight to the point of things these days. Down girl!
Libra September 23 - October 22
Opps! The cosmic weight of Saturn in your sign has definitely tipped your scales in one way or another. Just when things seemed to be going so good too. By weeks end you will feel the balance shift a little so as to take the weight off of your shoulders. Just make sure that it doesn’t go right to your hips as the tendency to want to nurture yourself may be very strong. Pass on the Girl Scout Cookies and morning Latte and opt for the more pampering benefits of a massage. It will get rid of whoever and whatever has been getting under your skin as of late. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Eight of Swords card showing how certain circumstances make you feel restricted. Just remember that you do have the power to make choices and move on.
Scorpio October 23 - November 21
Your cool nature pays off this week as others find you elusive in an intriguing sort of way. By not playing all your cards at once the opportunity to advance and move forward are now all yours. Someone realizes that they need you more than you need them. Just be careful not to come across as indifferent. There is a certain sexiness to secrets that is unless you are John Edwards or Tiger Woods. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Strength card showing you how quiet determination will get you to where you are going.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Slow down a little this week and make sure that you cross all your T’s and dot your I’s. Someone who has not been up front with you will soon be put into a position to give you the real “what’s up” about things. If it looks too good to be true then it probably is. This week you should question, question and question everything. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Fool card showing you that new ventures and new beginnings are there for you but to trust your feelings instead of going forward based on unrealistic expectations.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Always steady as you go Cappy even in the midst of entertaining the thought of reinventing yourself or trying something different work wise. The connections that you have made over the past few months should begin to pay off and you will no longer have to track others down for an answer. Are you ready for all of the changes headed your way? Your splash of tarot for the week is the Nine of Cups (ding, ding you won the coveted wish card) promising contentment in all of your matters and making your hopes and wishes more within your grasp.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
You are finally fed up with a relationship that keeps draining your battery. Whether this is a business, romantic or frenemy connection it is fair to say that you will be pulling the plug on it. You will keep them all guessing this week as your mood changes from playful to piranha. Admit it Aquarius, it really is kind of funny to keep them all guessing while you go off and do what ever it is you want to do. Feeling lucky this week? Buy a lottery ticket. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Wheel of Fortune card indicating that you are at a turning point inviting unexpected encounters and twists of fate.
February 19 - March 20
Well, well Jupiter has finally arrived back in your sign after rolling around the zodiac for the past twelve years. This week pushes you out of your fish bowl and into the big pond where you will be recognized for all that you have done. Don’t pop the champagne just yet because you still have to get a grip on your finances which have taken a beating in the recent past. Don’t pay attention to that someone who can’t believe that you stepped in s*** and came out smelling like a rose. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Ten of Pentacles card indicating a foundation for the ultimate in material rewards and enjoying success.