YOUR ASTRO COCKTAIL - WEEK OF MARCH 22, 2010

The Waxing Moon starts off this week reminding us to wrap up loose ends, finish up what we have started and also the word "waxing" should also remind us to take care of all of our waxing needs especially now that the extra hours of sunlight are now upon us. Lady mustaches are a fashion faux and if someone mentions that they like your new textured hose when you ain't wearing any stockings then you know that it is time to ditch the bristly leg look. All of us Babes want to feel good, be in the best shape we can realistically expect to be in and look good in white pants for the summer so I am dedicating this week's astrology site to your health and wellness. Look at your astrology sign to determine what cosmic-metic fix is the best for you.





Venus now going through your sign makes you feel pretty and you want to make sure that the good vibes continue on. Since Aries rules the head and face get on out and treat yourself to a facial and a new "do." Over the next few weeks the stars cheer you on as you decide to get back in shape with some exercise and sexercise. You see...the treadmill is more than just a "clothes tree." Your splash of tarot for the week is the Ten of Wands showing you that you will find help in solving your problems and overcome a heavy burden. Wrap up any legal issues that have been lingering too long.





No...lifting an extra large Martini up to your mouth does not count as doing "curls." The planet, Saturn, hanging out in your sixth house of health and wellness forces you to take a more serious look at your overall diet and cut out the crap. Taurus rules the neck so concentrate on keeping your neck smooth and tight by amping up your daily routine of moisturizer. Why not spend a day at a construction site. Turning your head to keep checking out the hard bodied guys in hard hats is the best toning exercise for your neck yet. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Six of Swords (reversed) showing you that even though there seems to be no immediate solution to a current problem if you play the waiting game you get the information that you have been waiting for.




Since Gemini is the sign which rules the hands and the fingers your focus should be on making your manicure a mandatory must. Your ruling planet Mercury doesn't go retrograde for another month so take advantage of the smooth sailing vibes from that planet and work with the energy it is now putting out into the cosmos that makes communicating and concentrating a hell of a lot easier. Your usually busy schedule may seem more manageable at this time so get out there and get that manicure. You never know what lucky driver or snotty sales clerk may see your lovely "one finger" salute. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Nine of Swords (reversed) reminding you to pay attention to your gut feelings concerning any doubts and suspicions you may have about a shady character. Don't lose any sleep over or sleep with any guy who claims that the white mark on his ring finger is a birthmark.




The sign of Cancer rules the breasts and the stomach. When upset,make sure that you don't use food as consolation. Try shopping...it is less fattening and you burn more calories running from store to store. The Moon, your ruling planet, changes signs every few days so an exercise program that is more varied suits you well and keeps up with your ever changing moods. Keep it easy at first. If push ups are a problem then what the hell.....use a push up bra to make the most of your assets. You splash of tarot for the week is the Eight of Swords (reversed) reminding you that even though past efforts were difficult and left you more depressed instead of impressed, if you stay the course you may be able to squeeze a new opportunity out of a past problem.






Pluto is now transiting your sixth house of health and fitness and since Pluto is the planet which rules obsessions and transformations be careful not to get too carried away by any quick fix fad diets or to become overly obsessed with transforming yourself. Leo rules the heart so don't stress for success. Your attitude toward work and your daily routine may also be going through a total revamp at this time too. Make sure that you get enough sleep so you don't get run down. Try counting sheep and if that doesn't work try counting hot looking shepherds. Your splash of tarot for the week is the High Priestess card showing you that wisdom and sound judgment plus your good,old fashioned common sense will once again pull you through any difficulties. Don't hold back. Go after what you want while the opportunity presents itself.





Jupiter opposite your Sun sign may tempt you a little here and there to over indulge but your natural sense about health and nutrition always win out. Virgo rules the digestive organs which closely relate to your attitude about digesting certain information. Avoid getting nervous over minor problems and loosen up a bit by not always expecting perfection. The Japanese believe in Wabi Sabi or the beauty in imperfections. Relax and acknowledge three simple realities:nothing lasts, nothing is finished, and nothing is perfect. Now you can pull out the cookies and enjoy! Your splash of tarot for the week is the Nine of Pentacles telling you that by playing it safe and carefully exploring all options you accomplish more then if you rush in and make hasty decisions.





Saturn pushing through your sign currently gives you the stability to stick with any new health or exercise routines that you choose to take part in. Choice? It is so hard for a Libra to make a choice. Should you pick tennis, yoga, zumba,kick boxing or trampoline? Just pick one damnit. Libra rules the excretory functions through the kidneys and skin so be sure to drink plenty of water after your workout. Did you pick one yet? Your splash of tarot for the week is the Ten of Swords showing that you may be disappointed over something and still troubled by an outcome other than expected. Depression is when the self attack the self so don't let that happen get out there and do some ass kicking...I mean kick boxing. ( There, I made the choice for you)





Venus is now traveling through your sixth house of health and well being assuring you that any new health routine that you start will be a sure winner. Scorpio rules the reproductive organs, the colon and also what use to be called the "secret parts" ( You know the part that I mean...that extra little piece of plastic that they left off of the Ken doll rendering him as Barbie's eunuch , metro-sexual, noncommittal boyfriend.) Scorpio has a strong constitution and you can usually overcome problems, just watch that they are not of your own making, due to clandestine activities. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Page of Pentacles (reversed) who depicts a younger guy who usually is delivering some undesirable news. ( I'm married, I need money, can you make my bail, your car repairs were a little more then I thought they would be...) In any case, you get through it all.






Sagittarius rules the hips, glutes, thighs and the sciatic nerve. Remember to do your stretching exercises before starting any workouts. We all know how hard it is for you to sit still but take your time this week as we move up to the energy of the Full Moon because you may have a tendency to be a little clumsy.Those high heels may make your legs look great but they can literally be a pain in the ass if your sciatic nerve acts up. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Strength card giving you control over a sticky situation. Your confidence gives you the conviction to stay the course.







This week the planets line up and give you the green light for starting a new beauty regime. Capricorn rules the joints (especially the knees), hair, teeth and skin so it is important to get that visit to the dentist in,do some flex exercises for the knees, try a new hair color to give yourself a new look and get that facial. Why not try a non invasive acupressure face lift, it really works. Capricorns are known to defy the aging process and and retain a remarkably younger appearance well into old age. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Ace of Wands indicating a new beginning or the start of a new undertaking. A new meaningful experience may lead to an adventure.





The Moon is the natural ruler of your house of health and well being indicating that you prefer a varied exercise and fitness regime. The calves and ankles are the body parts ruled by your zodiac sign and the perfect workout for them is to stand on your tippy toes, stretch and look on top of the cabinet to see what someone is hiding from you. Yes hiding! You may find a few surprises this week even though it isn't your birthday-if you know what I mean. Your splash of tarot for the week is the Eight of Wands indicating that swift activity leads to sudden progress but do not make any hasty decisions. Wait it out.





You have a lot going on this week as both Uranus and Jupiter are both in your sign.Keep a look out for strokes of luck coming your way from unexpected and unusual sources. Lottery? Increase in alimony? Networking? In any case be prepared for some limelight and since Pisces rules the feet make sure to get a pedicure and paint your toe nails a pretty shade of pink to match your mood. They'll look great especially if you have to boot someone in the behind in order to get them moving. Your splash of tarot for the week is the World card telling you that the ultimate change is waiting for you and fulfillment in undertakings brings you success and admiration.